Girls girls girls..
.
.
I don't know whats
wrong with gals o.. see,
I have been asking
some girls out in my
street but they
refused, they said they
see me as a friend bla
bla bla. for 2months
now I never see gal
friend and I never knack
woman o.
Okay, just yesternite
my uncle came to our
house to greet my
paale. there was no
drink at home so i
decided to go buy some
beer with my uncle's
car.
As I reached the bar, oh
boy see as all those gals
dey look me like fish,
like they have won visa
lottery, some were
biting their lips as in
trying to seduce me o
because I was holding a
car key.
Even those gals that
said they see me as a
friend o........... oh boy, see
as all of them just dey
shine their brown teeth.
If not that i was sent
to buy something I for
sample some nipples I
swear.
But ladies, why do some
of you go nut when you
see a guy with car key?
just a question o

Mr..Cork, don't you ever get tired?

I've been wondering who's really behind your handle, ever since I read someone is. C'mon tell me who you are, I can keep a secret. Come whisper it in my ear. I'm the Queen of keeping secrets.

Wtf! Like seriously dude? What happened? Did you miss your period?

Don't these girls stay in your area? Don't they know you don't have a car? Don't they know you don't even have a Job? Holding a Key doesn't necessarily mean its a car key. Not everybody would think its a car key especially not someone who's been seeing you Sporting your LegRover. How come all the girls you've asked out were in the same bar at the same time?

I know you just decided to make yourself feel like a chairman by coming up with this and posting it here. I know that feeling believe me.

Get a Job Son!

Mr..Cork:
...Brother...no oofeinsese but dont u ave skoool homework?

if both of us had one, we wont be here holding each other's throat. Dont u think so foOL

Dygeasy: Wtf! Like seriously dude? What happened? Did you miss your period?

Don't these girls stay in your area? Don't they know you don't have a car? Don't they know you don't even have a Job? Holding a Key doesn't necessarily mean its a car key. Not everybody would think its a car key especially not someone who's been seeing you Sporting your LegRover. How come all the girls you've asked out were in the same bar at the same time?

I know you just decided to make yourself feel like a chairman by coming up with this and posting it here. I know that feeling believe me.

Get a Job Son!

if everybody posting here got a job, nobody would be here posting or criticising, dont u see slowpoke?

lil jboy: if both of us had one, we wont be here holding each other's throat. Dont u think so foOL

....kaiii...see this 11yrs old by with milk teeth talkin to me anyhow?

lil jboy: if both of us had one, we wont be here holding each other's throat. Dont u think so foOL

Mr..Cork:



....kaiii...see this 11yrs old by with milk teeth talkin to me anyhow?

two fighting!!!EBA make them fight,AKPU seperate them,AMALA call police

Mr..Cork:



....kaiii...see this 11yrs old by with milk teeth talkin to me anyhow?

idiot you dey claim grown ups, but still spellin b.y for b.o.y

lil jboy: if everybody posting here got a job, nobody would be here posting or criticising, dont u see slowpoke?

nigger can't you reason see that Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я post shows utter joblessness. Read my previous post and see all the things wrong with it.

Aint gonna trade banters with you!!

Dygeasy: nigger can't you reason see that Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я post shows utter joblessness. Read my previous post and see all the things wrong with it.

Aint gonna trade banters with you!!

trust me i aint as jobless as your dad.

@ corky joe

The question you should ask yourself is: "How did your behaviour change because you had the car?", "How much did your 'confidence' increase when you had the car?".

Your body is a 24/7 broadcasting station and girls have an inbuilt antenna for such things.

The same way we respond to a feminine voice, curves, breásts and áss. Girls have specific stuffs that their brains tune into.

You were most likely communicating some of those.

Richfella: The question you should ask yourself is: "How did your behaviour change because you had the car?", "How much did your 'confidence' increase when you had the car?".

Your body is a 24/7 broadcasting station and girls have an inbuilt antenna for such things.

The same way we respond to a feminine voice, curves, breásts and áss. Girls have specific stuffs that their brains tune into.

You were most likely communicating some of those.

#word

Yield: Mr..Cork, don't you ever get tired?

I've been wondering who's really behind your handle, ever since I read someone is. C'mon tell me who you are, I can keep a secret. Come whisper it in my ear. I'm the Queen of keeping secrets.

an invitation, someone is madly in ...

lil jboy: idiot you dey claim grown ups, but still spellin b.y for b.o.y

text abreviation

engrtee: text abreviation

if i hear... One day you'll abbreviate ON".

Dygeasy: nigger can't you reason see that Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я post shows utter joblessness. Read my previous post and see all the things wrong with it.

Aint gonna trade banters with you!!

Lmfao! DyG dey vex gan o!

lil jboy: Girls girls girls..
.
.
I don't know whats
wrong with gals o.. see,
I have been asking
some girls out in my
street but they
refused, they said they
see me as a friend bla
bla bla. for 2months
now I never see gal
friend and I never knack
woman o.
Okay, just yesternite
my uncle came to our
house to greet my
paale. there was no
drink at home so i
decided to go buy some
beer with my uncle's
car.
As I reached the bar, oh
boy see as all those gals
dey look me like fish,
like they have won visa
lottery, some were
biting their lips as in
trying to seduce me o
because I was holding a
car key.
Even those gals that
said they see me as a
friend o........... oh boy, see
as all of them just dey
shine their brown teeth.
If not that i was sent
to buy something I for
sample some nipples I
swear.
But ladies, why do some
of you go nut when you
see a guy with car key?
just a question o

u no go blame dem nah. Na greed and awuf dey wori dem.

Yield: Mr..Cork, don't you ever get tired?

I've been wondering who's really behind your handle, ever since I read someone is. C'mon tell me who you are, I can keep a secret. Come whisper it in my ear. I'm the Queen of keeping secrets.

are u an alien? So, u avnt heard abt d grt mad man of the london bridge?