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More Of Akpos by ITbomb(m): 9:28am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything.. Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up. . . CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it. . TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose, R-O-S-E. . Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.. . Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION"... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...y big animal , You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"... . Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN . Teacher: Make a Sentence with 'Big' Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make a longer sentence. Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo . OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. . Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. 4 Likes |
Re: More Of Akpos by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Haha... Dry |
Re: More Of Akpos by ITbomb(m): 9:52am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Br3nd4: Haha... DryTah, go write ur own |
Re: More Of Akpos by Nobody: 10:14am On Apr 17, 2013 |
ITbomb:I wu noh go |
Re: More Of Akpos by ITbomb(m): 11:24am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Br3nd4: I wu noh goJealousy Cant you see as my like don dey increase? Check out my fans on this thread
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Re: More Of Akpos by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Choi.. Lieangle like you.. Which tym all those pipu view ur thread... Dreamer |
Re: More Of Akpos by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:19pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Too Dry |
Re: More Of Akpos by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
thank you my broda |
Re: More Of Akpos by ITbomb(m): 12:21pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous:Br3nd4 DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS |
Re: More Of Akpos by Nobody: 12:34pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
What makes u tink i'll give my alt acct dat name Oh puhlease |
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