my eyes dey turn me sef

i don do am b4 so i no fall mugu

na lie, where u do am

during ur 3rd birthday, na im i use as jokes for children

Ituen when you dey invite us for deathday celebrations? As I see am so, you old pass my great grand papa.

me sef i kno say u be old papa youngie

i just wnt make u tlk am wit ur mouth

greatgrandpa

Yes. This was me in my hey days.

I rock life no be small. Later i go upload my pic for u

TYTY Now i see why them say make person carry shovel take eat with im enemy.

Ituen, I get the pic. U no need upload am again. That 9th time wey you collapse wey we come think sey E don finally happen, na the pic we been wan take do invitation letter and fliers for the celebrations of the death of a man wey get photocopy lives pass cat. Your own na 11.

Make i hire u as my autobiographer

no na manualbiography I sabi write.

this nite school wey u go affect you bad bad

dats why na only for nite gilgee sabi think during the day the brain dey boot

Clemcy i been think sey u don forgive me. So you still carry this thing for mind? Nobi my fault sey instead of putting bla bla in your bla bla, I go chuck gulder bottle put. My brain dey run too fast, e velocity na 300m/h

eyaa sorry gilgee i don 4get say ur bla bla bla na only ears e fit enter

JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH !!!!

Gilgee,

na true? come clear ur name oh

na true somehow. Na for mouth I put am, the come out from anus.

ok

ur cleared. You can go home and sin no more

clemcykul:

eyaa sorry gilgee i don forget say your bla bla bla na only ears e fit enter

gilgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

d other time na lice dey ur armpit

u don remove am finish

chei!

gilgee, na you be this

na him nw

gilgee, come and defend yourself

Tyty
Why you wan fall your hand na? You wan let them know sey na where I dey lick peppermint for yonder the lice enter my armpit. You don finally clear that forest wey dey yonder? Boy I nearly lost my way for inside that bush.

next time u go without tufe's permission, take a lawn moxwer with you.

Tufe likes his "yonder" very bushy

gilgee:

Tyty
Why you wan fall your hand na? You wan let them know sey na where I dey lick peppermint for yonder the lice enter my armpit. You don finally clear that forest wey dey yonder? Boy I nearly lost my way for inside that bush.

damn, holy ngozi, mother of chidi

olulu,

you are something else

@gligee/ituen lmfbo

tyty e kpele to ri olorun

TYTY where art thou?

You don clear that busy?

gilgee, y u dey tlk like dis nw,

no be d bush u sef dey fall in luv wit

abi u don forget say na there u dey brush ur teeth everyday

if i clear d bush ur teeth go expire o

. . thats ma baby.

my luv, how r you today?

@gilgee,
plz dont direct any insults to tyty. she is protected my the mafians