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My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(m): 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013 |
Date : Tuesday 16th April 2013 Against : Chiagoziem Agoz Ogbuka Length : 10 lines Result : Pending Lets go . . . I'm known for lynching fakes/ and ripping mates/ firing slugs from screeching cranes/ I breach his gate . . / to take this 'odd man out' . . like the '12th episode of prison break!/ I dispel this miser/ cos hes one effing biter/ displaying empty cyphers/ . . . he couldn't 'raise the bar' . . 'lifting the Chelsea striker'!/ I'm sure to commit a core arson/ when my pump action/ burn this poor wack son/ I got a fleet of cars . . so I'm free to 'X C' . . like a model of 'Ford Falcon'!/ While he parks a tipper/ I land a big car/ brand and neater/ thats eight seater/ in the front of the club, to spray cheddars on ballerimas/ . . but if thinks Im his class . . Ill devour the younger nigga . . when I 'buck-a-junior' . . like 'a football club in Argentina'!/ So this dickrider/ whos a big liar/ foolishly claiming to spit fire/ . . can never spit 'ill on the web' . . even if he was a 'sick spider'!/ 1 Like |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by Ibime(m): 4:59pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
Keep em coming |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by ThunderStorm(m): 8:23pm On Apr 20, 2013 |
Hmmm . Please do explain this thread. |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by ThunderStorm(m): 3:14pm On May 08, 2013 |
They still havent told me the meaning of this thread ooo! |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(m): 3:28pm On May 08, 2013 |
Chuka I just wanna keep record of my brawls on FB. For future references or so . . . |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(m): 3:57pm On May 08, 2013 |
Date : 23 April 2013 Against : Philrated Length : 20 lines Result : Win I teach him an old lesson/ when I castrate this broke felon/ . . I spray him with guns made from 'Warsaw' . . just to kill him with a 'Pole' weapon!!/ so it's just lucid and clear/ that Ill bully him here/ cos if he doesn't know about Mik . . Ill punch today's paper into his organ of hearing . . just to make the news reach his ear!!/ I outshine this hazy gentile/ with crazy end rhymes/ . . . cos wearing tight face caps . . is his only hope of making headlines!!/ I'm known to brandish legend thrills/ cos I posses excess skills/ . . but check the latest RV tourney . . this demented Phil/ couldn't pass the first stage . . like rejected bills!!/ With the kinda dope lines I throw across/ even Phil knows I'm boss/ I'm a 'computer virus' to him . . cos these lines are fucking him up . . like 'Trojan whores'!!/ He ll be seeing defeat/ soon as my punches meet his teeth/ . . It's not an STD . . but SEE, PHIL IS weak!!/ So Ill be tossing lighters/ to burn this tiler/ with close to forty tyres/ for forcing cyphers/ . . cos I'm all out to make Phil-lament . . like I was constructing conducting wires!!/ I'm simply the sickest guy/ cos I spit the illest lines/ Hes ranked among the top 5 on here . . but if he tries to go toe-to-toe with me . . Ill slit his left thigh!!/ While I'm scripting real sweet bars/ hes spitting weak fillers/ so he has nothing more to give . . cos I make Phil-loss-offers . . like witty free thinkers!!/ I punch below the belt to rip his laps/ . . So lets now speak with facts/ I kill with mags/ and kill with mags/ . . this gay bitch is wack . ./ cos a peer at his timeline . . his most favourite words invite gays to kiss his @ss!!/ |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by ThunderStorm(m): 1:27am On May 09, 2013 |
Ohhh wow!. That's good. |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by sleakid(m): 3:04am On May 20, 2013 |
What bout the one you got walooped by LEE? Update it please 1 Like |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by dj5naira(m): 1:52pm On May 20, 2013 |
mikuz: tauto-LOL-gy : ) |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by aieo(m): 9:50pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
3-words Mikuz is sick..... Phil-lament (filament)...phil-loss-offers (philosophers) |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by liljboy(m): 10:33pm On Jun 03, 2013 |
sleakid: What bout the one you got walooped by LEE?lmao |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by sleakid(m): 3:49am On Jun 04, 2013 |
aieo: 3-words Mikuz is sick..... Phil-lament (filament)...phil-loss-offers (philosophers)and I've used that "philament" wordplay against either dante or barack o'bars before when I was spittin some personals.. Nigguh am sure yhu read that battle, besides I did that battle before urs, and yu still went ahead to use it. No wonder none of yur line was waowing to me.. @mikuz |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mailmalc(m): 12:35am On Jun 28, 2013 |
@Mikuz Good job dude |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(m): 8:50pm On Jun 29, 2013 |
mailmalc: @Mikuz Waoh . . . Thanks bro. Where 've you been na? |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mailmalc(m): 8:57pm On Jun 30, 2013 |
Chasing papers bro |
Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(m): 10:03pm On Jun 30, 2013 |
Thought as much - Your presence around here na huge inspiration itself oh. I pray you stick around this time. Textceeing in NL is now something else. Everywhere just dry! |
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