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The Burden Of My Manhood by ekwurekwu(m): 3:04pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
A TRUE-LIFE STORY My name is Gabby and I‘m a taxi driver. I‘m married - not happily - to a beautiful woman and we are blessed with two children. My wife loves me and I love her but we are not happy together because of the burden nature has foisted on me. Yes, my wife loves me but only endures our marriage because I‘m over-endowed with the male Instruments. My manhood is more a burden than a pleasure tool. Despite the fact that we‘ve been married for five years, I can count the number of times my wife and I have made love. Luckily, we‘ve been blessed with two children. Because of the abnormal size of my manhood, she‘s always in severe pains when we have sex and she remains in pain many days after. Having delivered two babies have not made things easier. Against my wish, I started patronising prostitutes at night. Even the prostitutes who endure my large manhood charge higher fees. Others simply reject me after enduring me once. Last year, I met Jemima, a female police officer who became my lover. She was a client and sat in the front passenger‘s seat of my taxi. I don‘t know why but I was strongly attracted to her huge frame and started developing an erection. Somehow, she noticed my bulge and joked about it. She was obviously as attracted to me as I was to her. That night, we met for a date and later had sex. She became the first woman who didn‘t complain about my manhood. In fact, she even complimented me by saying no man had ever satisfied her in bed like I did. Since our first night together, we‘ve become great lovers. I no longer visit brothels and my wife doesn‘t complain anymore because I hardly touch her. Jemima, my lover buys clothes for my wife and children. She doesn‘t seem to mind that I‘m married. She even gives me money. Life is good again but I have a problem: I‘m cheating on my wife and I do care about going to heaven. What should I do? Should I divorce my wife and marry my lover? http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500802313302160&id=156208527761542&refid=52 |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Bigcake: 3:16pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
U want to make Heaven and yet u want to divorce ur wife and marry ur sex mechine? Am i free to tink dat u are reasoning frm dat ur big manhood? Just asking. 1 Like |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by MekT(m): 3:30pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Female police officer ![]() |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by jeffizy(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
U can reduce it. Before you start being sarcastic, it is possible. My 2cents. |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by hidenconyo(m): 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
arrant nonsense 1 Like |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by mysticgal(f): 4:10pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
why come to nl,you know we got loads of teenagers.pls repent you are commiting adultery 1 Like |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Kx: 4:28pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Who nor get dey sopi to measure up to 7inches, who "gather" dey complain of being over endowed. Cut off d police woman and quit cheating on ur wife. Work on ur wife physchy to make her more accommodating of ur John Terry. Ultimately, google other "innuendos" dat can land ur wife in club 9 without u necessarily "filling" her up. 2 Likes |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by pheyikemi: 4:46pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
You can get a file(the one used in sharpening cutlass) to gradually file it and b4 u knw it, it'll reduce in size ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Nobody: 5:57pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Tho it may sound stupid but i Would advise you run a POLYGAMOUS FAMILY. |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by ednut1(m): 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE STOOOORRRRY |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Temismith(f): 7:41pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Since u say d tin too big, divide it into 2, keep one @ home for ur wife, den use d oda half to payoff d police woman! Den u can have a happy marriage. Cheers. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Nobody: 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Despite the fact that she has been enduring your big for nothing manhood for five years,you still had the guts to cheat??you deserve to be strangulated with that your worthless manhood.Do her a favour and let her go,so she can find a normal man who can give her what she ve been missing for years. |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by yuzedo: 9:01pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Well op bro, I have the same condition of big-azz 18" badonkey but you don't see me complaining?! ![]() Meanwhile, this (fake) story is older than my gran-mammy, pls upgrade ur lies! ![]() |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by OCTAVO: 9:48pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Your manhood has taken the position of your head!!! But wait, are you a horse? ![]() Just asking ![]() |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by armyofone(m): 9:50pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
if your manhood make you sin, pluck it off says the book of the prophets. |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by bionicdude(m): 10:17pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
haha u wanna go a heaven.haven't u heard narrow is d way.d gate of heaven is a virgin so big d,i,cks like urs and not welcome.itz better to cut it off than not make it wit dat cannon of urs |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Tolexander: 10:24pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Where the hell have you acquired the Oko nla? Itz better you discharge the police officer if you wanna enjoy heaven and hold her tightly if you wanna enjoy the earth. And if you wanna enjoy both your wife and the police officer, fork your wife when your d1ck is relaxed cos then, it won't be large and fork the police officer when the strong room is filled |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by bolaino(m): 11:58pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Lwkmd, u guys are all crazy motherfukhas, lol, @op, well just keep it going and see how it goes, it's a dirty situation, but u deserve to be happy, and by d way I see it. Everybody's happy. |
Re: The Burden Of My Manhood by Chitexs250(m): 12:02am On Apr 20, 2013 |
ekwurekwu: A TRUE-LIFE STORY.
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