Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...

If na me dat lady slap eeeh She will remain single for life.

Her father will take her as second wife.

lol

funny

Funny.

Nice...

Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

Mucokey:

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

Who b d original Poster? @Hater?....

Mehn that must be the most expensive proposal of all time...classic!

to me this is a reality in form of joke,
God abeg o mek she no land me ssssrap say i wasted her time, cuz me tu dey fyn her oo.
but dats sweet u know

crazy

Lol,nice one. Sound like a typical Nairaland ladies,
Most of them are over-age seeking Mr right here.

clemz85: to me this is a reality in form of joke,
God abeg o mek she no land me ssssrap say i wasted her time, cuz me tu dey fyn her oo.
but dats sweet u know

yeah... Trust me....

It's romantic...

Are you serious ? Gurls go through that length just to find a husband ?

For some reasons unknown to me, I really love this... I think I find it very romantic... I love it extremely lot wen a girl behaves like a girl.. She acted and overreacted like a lady which is like a big turn-un to me... I love this jerry mouse....

Les: For some reasons unknown to me, I really love this... I think I find it very romantic... I love it extremely lot wen a girl behaves like a girl.. She acted and overreacted like a lady which is like a big turn-un to me... I love this jerry mouse....

lol's... Tank u sire...

But 4 d record... It not jerry mouse.... It jerry-jat... Lol's...

Billyonaire: Are you serious ? Gurls go through that length just to find a husband ?

yeah... Trust me broda... Dey do....

Jerry-jat:


lol's... Tank u sire...

But 4 d record... It not jerry mouse.... It jerry-jat... Lol's...

the jerry I greW up to know is a mouse... So take it or leave it.....

Les: the jerry I greW up to know is a mouse... So take it or leave it.....

lol's..... But u dont no me....

Jerry-jat:


lol's..... But u dont no me....

not necessary...

Les: not necessary...

so dont confuse d name....

It jerry-jat.... Not jerry mouse...

Jerry-jat:


so dont confuse d name....

It jerry-jat.... Not jerry mouse...

jerry mouse wassup??

Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

This ain't funny at all___That girl should just forget about marriage if she does that to me.

mikeyhernadez: This ain't funny at all___That girl should just forget about marriage if she does that to me.

but guy.... Come to tink of it... It too romantic... All u need do at dat moment... Is to give her a warm hug... And tell her it gonna b ok....

Dat y i rep d white....

Mucokey:

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

i ask u again... Who is d original poster.. @Hater?...

Les: jerry mouse wassup??

am fyn... But bro d name it jerry-jat... Pls...... Not jerry mouse...

Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

Mucokey:

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

guy... Wit all respect... D use of ur indomie brain is allowed...

Yomii: If na me dat lady slap eeeh She will remain single for life.

lol's... Guy u ma dey vex ooooo....