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| 60 Years Old Woman by furlee(m): 4:59pm On May 11, 2006 |
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you". |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by eveseh(f): 7:38pm On May 11, 2006 |
wahhahahahahahahahahahahha, nice and funny |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 7:43pm On May 11, 2006 |
recycled,  |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by furlee(m): 11:02am On May 12, 2006 |
diddy4dt: Can you please specify the link where this joke was posted on this forum before? Awaiting your response. |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by senisho(m): 11:20am On May 12, 2006 |
Nice 1 |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by lauryn(f): 1:26pm On May 12, 2006 |
lol |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by dm(m): 2:26pm On May 12, 2006 |
furlee: @diddy4dt , No disappoint me o. Post it man.  |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 7:52pm On May 12, 2006 |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by spikelord(m): 10:31pm On May 12, 2006 |
 Good for her! |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by dm(m): 10:40pm On May 12, 2006 |
diddy4dt: Correct dude. I knew i could count on you. |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 12:23am On May 13, 2006 |
@dm always man |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by Fimmy(m): 12:59am On May 13, 2006 |
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| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by sade511(f): 1:45am On May 13, 2006 |
Awwww poor lady |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 1:51am On May 13, 2006 |
u still around? |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by sade511(f): 1:55am On May 13, 2006 |
Yeah ive been going off and on. |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 1:56am On May 13, 2006 |
wanna chat yahoo or msn. am bored as hell? |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by sade511(f): 1:57am On May 13, 2006 |
dont matter |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by diddy4(m): 1:59am On May 13, 2006 |
you can hit me up with diddy4dt@yahoo.com, your id is hidden. i understand. |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by sade511(f): 2:00am On May 13, 2006 |
ok |
| Re: 60 Years Old Woman by ceetee: 4:38am On May 13, 2006 |
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool |
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