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Timberland by drealnoni(f): 5:05pm On May 11, 2006 |
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I am sorry, because they all turned me down!! |
Re: Timberland by diddy4(m): 7:53pm On May 11, 2006 |
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Re: Timberland by eveseh(f): 7:56pm On May 11, 2006 |
i dont understand? |
Re: Timberland by Scorpio(f): 3:54am On May 12, 2006 |
Ouch! she goin to b in pain for a while, good one ![]() ![]() |
Re: Timberland by hotangel2(f): 5:09am On May 12, 2006 |
some say PAIN? AGONIZING PAIN!!! |
Re: Timberland by Z4M4eva(f): 10:38am On May 12, 2006 |
Sad. |
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