[center]HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE AT BLACK KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY [/center]
Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra uninvited kids.

The cake says "Happy Birthday" without the child's name.

It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.

They don't sing Happy Birthday instead everyone is chanting "Go Man Man It's Your Birthday".

There are twenty kids at the party but no parents (They got dropped off). !

The party was over at 5pm, but at 8pm and somebody's kid is still there.

The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.

The guest start arriving and the host disappears to get ready.

You hear someone tell the birthday child " I am going to get you something next week when I get paid".

The party wasn't planned, the birthday child just went outside and said "Mama said I'm getting ready to have a Birthday Party, Come on".

The party is Saturday, you got a call on Friday ni! ght saying "I am giving John a birthday party tomorrow at 3:00".

All the kids at the party have on new clothes that they got just for the party.

None of the gifts are wrapped, because the guest stopped by the store on the way to the party.

The Baby daddy, the mama's boyfriend, and the mama's ex-boyfriend (the one the kid likes so much) are all there, and the child is calling them all DADDY.

There's more family than friends at the party.

The birthday child is late to his/her own party, because last night they spent the night over with their cousin

You have the party over your sister's because she just bought a new house.

The cake didn't come from the store, it came from the Lady who makes good cakes.

You have to hold on to the plate that yo! u ate your food on to eat your cake.

Someone calls and says "save me some cake."

Guest are wrapping up cake to take to grand mama

The party music is coming from the trunk of someone's car.

some of them are true

I no fit read cos I don tire

then go and sleep.

To read am no be by force

good night and sleep tite

Haba the joke too long jo, Samy summarize am~ _{oh my eyez are heavy} , , ZZZzzzzz

hmmm .

all this one na for yankee o

the joke is long and no make sense.

poster, do better

let us join hands together to ban the poster

_{na keyboard type am oh}

seconded

I join.

thank God i get accomplices in case hammer decide to fall

funny stuff

ituen you dey fear?

O boy,

I no trust this country again oh. Even for kuvuki land, some people fit instigate me.

As u know, i have a rep to keep as per head of kuvuki chiefs so small banters like this could bring my downfall

good guy,

e be like say na thses qualities i been see in you way make me give u the position as the youngest chief in kuvuki

Ituen you are spoiling this child oo.

Actually he is my godson and notin i fit do for now until he oversteps his bounds

Now I understand.

gilgee, who u dey call pikin, e be like say you sef don grow wings totally sha

wen did u knoe the meaning of wings

Tufe Tufe Tufe. . . hmmmmmmmm.

gil gil gil jik,

_{*draws folly69 back*} open ya mouth, say something

hey Gen Sam, i dey, just relax small

hw u dey, miss u too o

folly, oya speak up

tyty welcome back girl

dry bone hook folly for throat, so talking will be till further notice


tyty bawo ni, plz endeavour to pay ur nepa/phcn bill

abeg clemcy u get chilled bottle of gulder make i take wash de bone down so i go fit kiss tyty (ooops did say dat?)

folly are u talking about my tyty?

clem, dont worry, as a responsible man that i am, i have taken care of all tyty's utility bills

*sincity strolls in with hennesy bottle, offers folly some*

chokes sincity