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Hymns For Her by drealnoni(f): 9:09am On May 12, 2006 |
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." |
Re: Hymns For Her by senisho(m): 11:37am On May 12, 2006 |
Na d priest talk am, 3 hims. lol. |
Re: Hymns For Her by dm(m): 3:02pm On May 12, 2006 |
Recycled |
Re: Hymns For Her by Nobody: 9:28pm On May 12, 2006 |
DM na only you sabi recycled joke abeg if u are bored find someone to lighten up ur day jare nice joke dude that was funny |
Re: Hymns For Her by dm(m): 9:56pm On May 12, 2006 |
@femilangy, Guess u don't know what re-cycled means. |
Re: Hymns For Her by spikelord(m): 10:23pm On May 12, 2006 |
Read this one before! |
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