Okay, if you think all is well with the shorthand spellings and careless punctuations we do these days, wait until you hear this. Johnny met this babe and after a dinner decided to write her a love note. He asked help from his linguistic friend, who promptly sent him the following draft:
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My Dear Pat,

The dinner we shared the other night – it was absolutely lovely! Not in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine
anyone as perfect as you are. Could you – even if only for a moment – think of our being together forever?
What a cruel joke to have you come into my life only to leave again; it would be heaven denied. The possibility of
seeing you again makes me giddy with joy. I face the time we are apart with great sadness.

John.

P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth. _____________________


Okay, Johnny got down to business and copied the draft in his own handwriting. The finished product? See for yourself:

_____________________

My Dear

Pat the dinner we shared the other night. It was absolutely lovely – not! In my wildest dreams,
could I ever imagine anyone? As perfect as you are, could you – if only for a moment – think?
Of our being together forever: what a cruel joke! To have you come into my life only to leave again: it would be heaven!
Denied the possibility of seeing you again makes me giddy. With joy I face the time we are apart.

With great ‘sadness,’

John

P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t. Stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth.

____________________

What happened next? Your guess!

What happened next?


Lets ask gilgee, segun or olulu when they wake up from sleep