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Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 1:39am On Apr 12, 2008 |
President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts." A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by Migines(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Nice strategy |
Re: Planning World War 3 by nenenwa: 11:58am On Apr 12, 2008 |
nice one! |
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 11:59am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Yes oo. cool. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 12:16pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Fear bin grab me ooo, i b come dey tink say ituen wan start another world war for bahamas. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by nenenwa: 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
u never can tell |
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
yeah one never can tell wen iteun will start war on the rats sharing his room |
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 1:13pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
*that guy wan dey perform wonders* Him jus dey cause catacata for everywhere even for our kuvuki land. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 1:33pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
. . .we fit do that kind strategy o |
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 2:18pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Na wa for all of una oh Now i no sabi war, una talk say na me wan start am. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 2:28pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
No me start am ooo. ask clemcykul |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 2:34pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
who talk say na you now. conscience dey bite you abi wetin |
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
tufe my brother, u never hear say prevention is better than cure? |
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 2:50pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
people don dey get withdrawal syndrome |
Re: Planning World War 3 by bibs(f): 3:07pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
It's now "Provision store is better than kiosk" |
Re: Planning World War 3 by evergie(m): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
bibs:abi |
Re: Planning World War 3 by kronkykay(m): 9:29pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
nice joke! |
Re: Planning World War 3 by ituen(m): 11:41pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
tnks bro |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 2:39pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
thanks sis |
Re: Planning World War 3 by deola1(m): 3:23pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
why dem go kill a blonde with a big breast, abba!! |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 3:29pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
bcoz it is causing a war |
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 4:31pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
na distracto ifernato. |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 7:18pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
. . english my friend, ENGLISH |
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Apr 14, 2008 |
pls go to skull, ur brain don dey rust small small |
Re: Planning World War 3 by gilgee(m): 11:32am On Apr 14, 2008 |
Okay his brain contains ferrous ehen? |
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
it does so |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tjtj1(m): 5:16pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
in cant fit laugh |
Re: Planning World War 3 by clemcykul(f): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
den laff teejay see ur teeth |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tjtj1(m): 5:44pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
ya i brushed last summer |
Re: Planning World War 3 by tufe(m): 6:21pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
OMG |
Re: Planning World War 3 by naijastyle: 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2008 |
tj u need mouth transplant |
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