Funny Application Letter For A Job
Of Security Guard At
GTB
Dear sar,
I am Name is Tenager, I apply to
my job of security
guard to you boss in your
company of GTBank. ...I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My
skool here... KAMWALA BASIC very
good. ...
I am 29 ears to be Born of age
and nowafe and no
childish. My father dead long time
ago and my mother
is marry in CONGO REPUBLIC
country there 10 years n
ow, no sees her until now, so
nobody known to help
me...no money and food and tea
and drink.
My
certificate is just sitting in home
for itself, but passes in
Mathematics, Geography, Science
and all subjects but
fail in English because of eazy
teacher teaching me is
look jelous of myself because i
wear expenses cloth and shoe
than
teacher musonda.
I here that people you want
security
guards to your company and I tell
youI am one of that
job experience for 2 years looking
video for Rambo I, II
and III. I also shot thief dead. I
want to join the
company of You and chase
criminal and thief out with
SMG of me. I can fight for SMG,
arrow, spear, panga,
knife, stick and stones. Me also
can fight for boxing like
Tyson.
Please consider my application
very careful and call me
any time because me have hand
telephone now. I am
red for interview with you if you
like me. Me have no
photocopy certificate because the
photocopy machine
there at kabwata shop is a long
time and very old it can
mistake spelling in the certificate,
that is why.
I am very
honest and I didn't steal since I
born until now,I can
speak English free. I have no very
much to right I have
end here.
Please also greet your wife and
childrens!
Yurs fatefooli.... Francis

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