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How To Treat A Lady! by Stegomiah: 8:56am On Apr 29, 2013
How to Treat a lady

1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Culled from Mrs & Mis.com

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Afam4eva(m): 9:16am On Apr 29, 2013

[size=14pt]This doesn't apply to Nigerians i guess[/size]

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Caracta(f): 9:19am On Apr 29, 2013
@ 6 and 11, like seriously?
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Stegomiah: 9:27am On Apr 29, 2013
Afam4eva:
[size=14pt]This doesn't apply to Nigerians i guess[/size]

Sum, lyk no 12, 17 nd 18

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Enegod(m): 9:34am On Apr 29, 2013
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by zangiff(m): 11:12am On Apr 29, 2013
not all ladies cus some of them are men already.
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by edgideon(m): 11:13am On Apr 29, 2013
hey den next 1 how to try a dude i reserve my comment til den
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by oluwadare26(m): 11:14am On Apr 29, 2013
All these 4 them alone?
I cant bros a cow because i want to eat beef ooo

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Abujafood: 11:14am On Apr 29, 2013
We also need a "How to treat a man" version to this! OP, anyone willing to take this up?

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by mebad(m): 11:16am On Apr 29, 2013
i done hear
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Coldfeet(f): 11:17am On Apr 29, 2013
Stegomiah: How to Treat a lady

1.Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…

10. Not all of them eat like birds, alot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the s**t out of him.

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.

20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like s**t, so be understanding.

21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damned birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.

27. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Culled from Mrs & Mis.com
So trueeeee!grin I like this.
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by iamswizz(m): 11:18am On Apr 29, 2013
all these things are stressful abeg undecided
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by devour129: 11:18am On Apr 29, 2013
Just treat each other how you want to be treated daz all. What's with all these theories this days ? Everyone feeling like they know better forgetting every human is unique and react differently to different issues depending on different modules.this is why one can't totally be sure of what they can do in a situation until they are in it.

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Manweysabi(m): 11:25am On Apr 29, 2013
expertman: First Page Instruments. Mod First Page Please.

If You Believe This Worth First Page Please Like This Comment. I Wish
There Is Also A Dislike Buttons Though.
it is actually FRONT PAGE sir, not FIRST PAGE undecided
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Exclibur(m): 11:27am On Apr 29, 2013
Treat them as y°u wud want to be treated. Daz'all
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by anitank(f): 11:29am On Apr 29, 2013
Click LIKE if u didn't read the whole list

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by showgolee(m): 11:30am On Apr 29, 2013
all na wash jooor......those that make d gurl no leave u one day, mtcheeew
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by zumarock8(m): 11:30am On Apr 29, 2013
do all this
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.
.then u re





the fool of the century

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by chinedumo(m): 11:31am On Apr 29, 2013
What is it with women and a man's sweat shirt?

Kinky?
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by adexsimply(m): 11:32am On Apr 29, 2013
me wey no kon get nko? undecided undecided

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Nobody: 11:33am On Apr 29, 2013
@ op singing in usher raymond's (if i was your girl,ill treat you good cheesy) anyway back to the issue any man who has all this characteristics or close to the or just even has 15 of them over 3o will EARN someone like me.we ladies are not asking for too much wink we only need you to be PERFECT GENTLE MEN:once you are all of the above,i assure you,infact quote me anywhere,you will get a good girl who will be loyal to you in everything and with everything,she will literarily kiss your feet. cheesy

@ op ose jare,if you are all of the above,apply within wink
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Sike(m): 11:33am On Apr 29, 2013
Noted but, U can't tell me how to handle my woman. I do my thing in my own special way.
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by akwadeltan: 11:33am On Apr 29, 2013
slap me ke......... wer u wan pass try am.. tongue
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by bigt2(m): 11:35am On Apr 29, 2013
which of these is very important in a relationship?
1.sex
2.money
3.love

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by freecocoa(f): 11:35am On Apr 29, 2013
Hmm, if only mos of my naija brothers value women that much.
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by nagoma(m): 11:37am On Apr 29, 2013
How to treat a lady? is she sick ? How would I know? I am not a gynecologist.

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Pstsmith(m): 11:38am On Apr 29, 2013
op for your small mind you don't write something
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by anyaekekehinde(m): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2013
I have always being weary of number 3... Guys dont just flock around gals bkos they like them, but most times, guys do have crazy intentions at the back of their mind
Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Decryptor(m): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2013
MTCHEWWWWWWWWW!!!!This is the second most stewpid thing i have ever come across after Tonto Dike's "HI" angry angry

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Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Nobody: 11:40am On Apr 29, 2013
Lie lie for core naija babe.........works for some Nigerians sha.

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