Heard this in office today it happen to a younger brother of my co-worker.:
The guy was an employ of insurance firm well dress in suit and on bike when a police van was Hot continuously following them on his way to work. He starts telling them to jump over their head, they stop, handcuff him and put him in their van not even touching the bike man. On getting to the station after the day patrol they bring out video camera making a statement to it that they just got a notorious armed robber. He started blowing his own mouth shouting "I'm not a thief ooo, my mouth has put me in trouble". which he started bleeding furiously, this is when they allow him to make call around 7pm and he was bailed with 10k.
sorry for the long story just that you got it. Is it funny though we all laugh at it but I think its unfair. But what I learnt is that tolerance is not foolishness.