Well I dey do am steady fr my hubby and ehn self dey do bk to sender so in my huse it an open door policy

If U̶̲̥̅̊ can't fart whenever you Ǎ̜̣̍я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ with your spouse, den U̶̲̥̅̊ need to check that relationship.you should feel free around each other abeg.ℓ̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tire M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ guy with mess o,steady!

Funny thread.

Lmao @ replies

On a serious note, it's a nature call, sometimes it is difficult to hold it back either in front of BF or not.

B4 nko? I dey throw wey d ting steadily in front of Oga hubby. N evn b4 marriage, i dey fart as the system demands.
Shuo! Na unnatural ting b4

life_style:

Then what do you do with him ?

they talk about petroleum subsidy

sagytarius™:
My Ex and I used it for competition. It was lotta fun.

I guess dats y shes now ur EX?

Topic too dirty and smelly for me..........off I go!

life_style:

[s]what do u expect ? she's from Niger delta. [/s]

Watching and listening to too much of I-go-dye can make one stereotype easily about the Delta people.

We fart in front of eachother. I mean wat is wrong wit it if u guys are close enough.

Enegod: if your bf/gf cant fart or burp in front of you...dont trust the persn

Which kain talk be dat? because u trust am, make he or she bomb u troway. U do well

God I jus lurv nairaland. Una go allow laff tear person belle one day. Meanwhile sumbody here talk say he nor dey mess sha "cos i drink a lot of water and bla bla bla". I take God beg you, return to Mars, u'r not human.

Tee hee hee hee heeeeeee! lwkmd. Are u insinuating that some ppl dey drop Atom bomb under the guise of fouling the air? Just asking, lol

My ex-girlfriend always feels comfortable farting in my presence, and when i pretend it's smelling she will tell me it's because I'm giving her better food/thing, and we will laugh over it. Lol. missed that crazy gurl real baddddddd.


My dad like farting in front of my mum and every member of the family, lol.
And when u complain he will ask you to go build your own house.

He even said to all of us that whenever he farts, we should all stand and salute him with "Mazi oooo"

I do and she does too. Somehow, these very silly things are what u miss ur partner for the most if u guys eventually break up.

i dont see anything wrong with that...even if it smells like corpse i only run away from you and we laugh about it. But everybody is different. No use my theory go date guy wey face dey like Angry Birds...no Joy!

I personally think it's bad manners because the smell can be unpleasant....I won't be mad angry if my gf farts in front of me but I would appreciate if she makes effort not to do it... I'm saying this because I never fart in front of anybody, so I will expect someone to reciprocate the same gesture...

P.S A healthy diet ( with loads of fruits and veg), exercise and recommended daily amount of water should ease da fafa (fart)

Ebestsms.com:
NEVER!

There should be an atom of respect.

Atom ko, Element ni.
mtchewww!

denony: My ex-girlfriend always feels comfortable farting in my presence, and when i pretend it's smelling she will tell me it's because I'm giving her better food/thing, and we will laugh over it. Lol. missed that crazy gurl real baddddddd.


My dad like farting in front of my mum and every member of the family, lol.
And when u complain he will ask you to go build your own house.

He even said to all of us that whenever he farts, we should all stand and salute him with "Mazi oooo"

Haahaahaaa!!! Very funny indeed. I heard in Southwestern Nigeria whenever anybody farts those around him/her will greet him/her "epele o!". Well for me I don't have anything against farting except that you don't do it when somebody is taking his/her meal.

BarryX: Farting is good for the body and soul, it transcends from talakawas to the elites, perhaps it has no toilet. I love loud farts unlike the quiet and deadly ones. I had a babe then that greets in the morning with it and i can be so bitter if i didn't counter-reply with a circumnolumbus cloud thunder strike. It could even make you shit on yourself in the process of levelling the scores and sometimes she could lead me with ten scores to nil. Men i go wan die with cry say wetin dey happen and one bad tin be say we no dey count quiet ones as scores even it cracked the walls with stench...lol, i missed that babe die, Nneoma the realest Ibo babe that i've ever dated

HE!HE!HE! Your user id sound like mess. B-A-R-R-Y-X!!!!

mess na normal tin if e come blow out..

denony: My ex-girlfriend always feels comfortable farting in my presence, and when i pretend it's smelling she will tell me it's because I'm giving her better food/thing, and we will laugh over it. Lol. missed that crazy gurl real baddddddd.


My dad like farting in front of my mum and every member of the family, lol.
And when u complain he will ask you to go build your own house.

He even said to all of us that whenever he farts, we should all stand and salute him with "Mazi oooo"

Eheh, messing runs in dat family, meanwhile, abeg make unu nor mess put 4 dis garri wey I don soak 2 drink 4 dis forum, shikena.

Lagusta:

hahahahah... I was just joking ooo, i'll just caution and correct her...

And to your second question, i dont usually fart, cos i drink lots of water every morning and use the toilet everyday.... But if it ultimately comes, then i go outside or excuse myself somehow......

See formings. You dey sh!t at all? O ro pe gbo gbo wa la kola tabi Ode Omu lati wa.

Michael Sokoto:
Eheh, messing runs in dat family, meanwhile, abeg make unu nor mess put 4 dis garri wey I don soak 2 drink 4 dis forum, shikena.

It's a lie, i never witness my mum fart
it'S only the man of the house that does that, lol

When we first got married my husband does it a lot even when we were dating. No matter the complain he does it all the time. But now na competition of whose fart is louder, smells really bad and longer. Its fun jare

But i though you guys have come of age?
Even if you mistakenly release the gas, you should politely apologize,
Or before such happen, you can just excuse and go to convenience.

I mess i nor know when

Don't be Mesmerised but I think a picture speaks more than a thousand words....That's all!

; My girl embraces the aroma of my fart as she embraces our love and so do I .....we can even start a farting game but na me go win dat one sha cos my mess na atomic bomb lol

F I HEAR!!!!!!!!
Aldoe its nt reali nice fartn in frnt of ppl anyow bt dis is sumone  assume U̶̲̥̅̊ kiss,slip wif,BATH,play wif Nature can neva b ignurd bt left 2 mi  dnt c anytin wrong in fartn @ d frnt of sumone U̶̲̥̅̊ claim 2 (¯`v´¯)
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.As 4 mi  fart in frnt of ♍Ɣ bf n e doesn't complain instead e does ez own worse.its just abt bin understandn.