Fee Foo Fee Fum. . .

who's been dissing me in my sleep -

MS hot funmi - the girl who can only diss a man when he's down for the count. . .

i am wide awake now. . .let me abuse some of my employers hours. . .

lets start with quality of your shagging partners - it has been said a man doing it right never has to do it all through the night. . .what sort of lame ducks are you getting it off with?
the only other explanation for your ' 3hour rated ' orifice is that it has seen so much active service (on the streets) that its nerve endings are effectively dead; (the horrors of streetwalking) . i do hope those diapers aren't too uncomfortable.

we all keep asking you to post your pix. . .stop this childish internet game of 'i am a swimsuit model' . . .you've said it before, you were once a truck driver. that conjures up the image of a woman built like earthquake of the natural disasters /iyabo obsanajo .

PS: i know, you will fart . . .you need to go easy on the baked beans. i know things are a little hard right now, but surely there are other cheap canned goods you can buy instead. maybe sardines. . .they say fish is good for the brain. . .you need all the iq boosters you can get. . .so you'll stop coming across like a victim of a crude lobotomy

Is that all you got? I can see that you are still drooling after achieving one erection in one week. Why won't I fart? you no dey fart?
Because I drove 18 wheelers doesnt make me any less hotter cos this chic here is damn gorgeous. You can't have me even in your second life and that's for sure. I still love you tho.

needlelady

dreloaded's old handle was thief of hearts. . .

i strongly recommend that in your next nairaland incarnation, you use the handle 'queen of farts'

thats the only thing you can be a queen of. . .

please come back. . .while i'm still online - lets put out your fire

yes Doc!

dreloaded's old handle was thief of hearts. . .

i strongly recommend that in your next nairaland incarnation, you use the handle 'queen of farts'

thats the only thing you can be a queen of. . .

please come back. . .while i'm still online - lets put out your fire

You still haven't answered my question: you no dey fart? creepy ol' daddy.

nowhere near as much as your previous beaus. . .

u know what they say - like bobo like partner. . .

Really? you cannot ascend the throne as the new nairaland's King Of farts?

i think you mean descend to the sewer. . .anyone getting it on with you is engaging in social sinking. . .

i think you mean descend to the sewer. . .anyone getting it on with you is engaging in social sinking.

******farts on comment*****

Lmao

see what i mean - hotfunmis idea of witticisms is passing wind - no highbrow humor here

oyb don resurrect wake up from sleep.
round 4 ringaringaring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see what i mean - hotfunmis idea of witticisms is passing wind - no highbrow humor here

You surely need to get laid. Your full tank is really giving you brain edema.

funmi I hope you don't have patients at your store window waiting for prescriptions
better yet I hope you're off work
today na today

funmi I hope you don't have patients at your store window waiting for prescriptions
better yet I hope you're off work
today na today

Lol, slow day at the hospital. Bad economy, conglomerates are shopping hours this time around. If we can't make the big bucks anymore, we can as well hang on and yab OYB until he learns to achieve a long lasting erection,

poor funmi - no wonder you're so hot. . .(as in carrying a torch)

didn't your betters tell you the proper way to coax the one eyed snake. . .

i can understand your need to berate blind drunk johns so they can get it over with so you can move on to the next customers_{- na pay as you go levels you dey operate - no be so?}. . .but surely you realise that doesnt apply with normal healthy couples?

na pay as you go levels you dey operate - no be so?

OYBOBO. How you dey? This one you dey vex for me, why now? Honey, take it easy joo,life is too short. Just focus on me and you in San Pedro having sex behind the moonlight. It may come to pass, who knows.

Girl, you are making a mistake. You may think it's the likes of Sly and Pataki that sleeps around, but in most cases, guys like that just have big mouths and are monogamous, it's the underground operators like OYB and bawomolo that can get a woman pregnant even when they are still certified virgins.

Did your sister report me to you?

How did you come about Pataki is sleeping around?

Needlelady:

OYBOBO. How you dey? This one you dey vex for me, why now? Honey, take it easy joo,life is too short. Just focus on me and you in San Pedro having sex behind the moonlight. It may come to pass, who knows.

hmmmmmmmmmm!

you see. . .i told yall she dug my sexy beard

oyb:

you see. . .i told yall she dug my sexy beard

That your well aerated bia bia
abeg post that picture again and send her straight to jannat

funmi I hope you're holding on to something
I'm here for you

ceasefire. . .

i'm running home . see u tmrow. enjoy your brief respite

hmmmmmmmm NL is still da same as i left it. . . . una well done o!

@efuah

ehn ehn welcome,where u go since,[b]sweet t [/b]don find u tire

lol . . . bn around, work has been taking all ma time.

I'm not a go-getter but i wish i had more balls to be one.

ceasefire. . .

i'm running home . see u tmrow. enjoy your brief respite

What kind of man are you? You have to wait till a woman ceases fire before you'll quit quarelling. Step up your game plz and work on that dangling weak Yekini abeg.

I'm not a go-getter but i wish i had more balls to be one.

Girl, you don't need balls. Those two things men carry in between their legs are made with amala. Your veejay can open doors for you. Men can do anything for you just to give them attention.

Needlelady:

Girl, you don't need balls. Those two things men carry in between their legs are made with amala. Your veejay can open doors for you. Men can do anything for you just to give them attention.

so how many doors ( men ) has your veejay opened for you?? are you sure you can walk the talk?

Needlelady:

Girl, you don't need balls. Those two things men carry in between their legs are made with amala. Your veejay can open doors for you. Men can do anything for you just to give them attention.

Lol! Girl - the veejay stays closed for now. You need the balls to walk up to a guy and ask him out. Some girls need it like me. But yeah - i'm interested - how does a girl open doors with her veejay

Needlelady:

Girl, you don't need balls. Those two things men carry in between their legs are made with amala. Your veejay can open doors for you. Men can do anything for you just to give them attention.

Maybe the 18-wheeler has made u drowsy. You think everyman worships what is between a woman's legs?