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Playin With Words, Naija Style by olulu(m): 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2008

My name no be[b] ikechukwu,[/b]
But am the son of a man, son of a God, son of a King.
I no b the koko master,
But I can tell u the koko.
That is if u no ask why me,
Else u must make d booty call

Na just one “P” I get , I no get P square,
And u know my P
so if u are ifunnaya,
that u can do me,
And even wind am well,
Then I can b loving u everyday,
Thereby making u my tattoo girl.
Cos what I feel for u is true love.

I ain’t 2 short,
Neither do I have tu-face
Am a man with a black face,
,But no look at my faze alone,
Cos it’s a hard life wey we dey live for naija,
So I turn to rugged man,
Every body come dey hail me as ruggedy baba,
thugh I no 9ice,
but everywhere I dey gongo aso.

All we need is one love,
Cos 4 instance,
If one sweet babe dey give me[b] malaria,[/b]
Making me heart go kpo kpo di kpo kpo,
And my body dey go[b] jigi jigi pam pam,[/b]
I go just dey kolomental.

With my little money
I still dey sip easy,
cos I have got plenty of styl-plus,
even though I ain’t six foot plus,
but imagine that,
everybody dey call me timaya,
I go just dey tell them say dem mama,

grin

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Nobody: 10:14pm On Apr 15, 2008

Hehehehe

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:24pm On Apr 15, 2008

@ibkaye, sorry for my detective jobs on the other side, romance

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Nobody: 10:32pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

@ibkaye, sorry for my detective jobs on the other side, romance

hehehe why are you apologizing? s'all good kiss

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:34pm On Apr 15, 2008

ok, understood, enjoy ur self,

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Cadet(f): 10:35pm On Apr 15, 2008

Which kain joke be this? Where did the humorous part run to? angry

Oh! you're not done pasting the rest of the joke? Ok, I go wait wink

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:36pm On Apr 15, 2008

Cadet:

Which kain joke be this? Where did the humorous part run to? Oh! you're not done pasting the rest of the joke? Ok, I go wait

cadet what are u doing here?

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Nobody: 10:38pm On Apr 15, 2008

@Sam
why do you never include smilies in your posts? experiment with them abeg grin

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Cadet(f): 10:38pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

cadet what are u doing here?

Trying to make myself laugh na. This na joke section, remember? wink

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:39pm On Apr 15, 2008

ibkaye:

@Sam
why do you never include smilies in your posts? experiment with them abeg

@ib, because i dont smile, i laugh

@cadet, u are welcome to my jungle,

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

@ib, because i don't smile, i laugh

@cadet, u are welcome to my jungle,

Hmm, we should get Seun to put a laughing smilie amongst the present just for you

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2008

google designed one for me, have u seen it ibkaye?

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Cadet(f): 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

@cadet, u are welcome to my jungle,

hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Is that why you chased Rebellious away?

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Nobody: 10:44pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

google designed one for me, have u seen it ibkaye?

i haven't seen it o embarassed

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 10:47pm On Apr 15, 2008

Cadet:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Is that why you chased Rebellious away?

i did not, rebellious is my friend, apologise for me on his behalf,

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Cadet(f): 10:49pm On Apr 15, 2008

SAM MILLA:

i did not, rebellious is my friend, apologise for me on his behalf,

hmm hmm. Her

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by SamMilla1(m): 11:02pm On Apr 15, 2008

ok her!!!!! lipsrsealed

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Cadet(f): 4:49am On Apr 16, 2008

SAM MILLA:

ok her!!!!!

Hmm Hmmm! Sammy, you're not that slick! angry

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by naijastyle: 7:56am On Apr 16, 2008

hmmmm

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by tufe(m): 2:59pm On Apr 16, 2008

hmmmmmm2

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by olulu(m): 9:36am On Apr 17, 2008

who dey toast for this thread now,
wetin concern me with her, or she, or he, or him

get off my bike

grin

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by tufe(m): 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2008

wetin this one dey talk

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by naijastyle: 9:49pm On Apr 17, 2008

he neva chop for 2 weeks

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by Naijagurly(f): 9:56pm On Apr 17, 2008

I don't get, wheres the pun in all this?

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by tufe(m): 2:07pm On Apr 18, 2008

slap urself, then ask again

Re: Playin With Words, Naija Style by ThugLife1(m): 11:18pm On Apr 18, 2008

olulu:

who dey toast for this thread now,
wetin concern me with her, or she, or he, or him

get off my bike

tufe:

wetin this one dey talk

naijastyle:

he never chop for 2 weeks

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