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Men And Women by tytylayor: 2:12pm On Apr 16, 2008
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Men:


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1. All men are extremely busy.


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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


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3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


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4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.


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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.


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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.


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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


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Women:


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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.


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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.


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3, Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.


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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.


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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".


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6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.


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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.


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Re: Men And Women by tufe(m): 2:36pm On Apr 16, 2008
nice very nice, and also very true wink

thats my yummie, keep it coming

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