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The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 6:10pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
An Hausa boy and his father were visiting a UBA tower in Lagos. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "I think its a machine that makes women younger ,Go get your mother." |
Re: The Elevator by quentininc(m): 6:23pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
sammy wetin hausa ppl do u.make i go bring bisi come put 4 the elevator |
Re: The Elevator by Nobody: 6:27pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
lol |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 8:29pm On Apr 16, 2008 |
loling with IBK |
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 9:04am On Apr 17, 2008 |
Kai baba. zamu chi kutuma kai ka fa! |
Re: The Elevator by olulu(m): 9:19am On Apr 17, 2008 |
sammy d aboki gooood one |
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Apr 17, 2008 |
@sammie lol anyusman za ka ci ubanshi? uwar fa kai! ya yahakuri |
Re: The Elevator by delib: 10:41am On Apr 17, 2008 |
@post, although i have never have time to read bt am sure its gonna be rocky |
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 10:58am On Apr 17, 2008 |
Zamu yi mashi kachia |
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
kachia?ha ha ha! ba ka da dama, wai kachia zai yi masa kyau aishe bashi da kachia dama inna aisha aisha ta ce ita kirista ce haka ne ko kariya ta ke? |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 12:11pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
speaking in tongue |
Re: The Elevator by ayusman16(m): 12:47pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
da wuka mai rago za mu yi mishi kachia din |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 1:53pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
kai, ga iz kanae |
Re: The Elevator by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
tufe ur hausa no get part two |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 2:44pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
thankyou thankyou thankyou |
Re: The Elevator by deola1(m): 2:48pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
good one |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 3:02pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
about what |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 6:46pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
about what you think |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 7:30pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
. . .which is |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 7:35pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
***slaps sam into reality*** common speakup |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 7:50pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
uhm uhm |
Re: The Elevator by tufe(m): 8:05pm On Apr 17, 2008 |
umh . . . . .WHAT !!! common, dont be shy |
Re: The Elevator by tytylayor: 5:28pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
loling |
Re: The Elevator by tessybaby(f): 6:38pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
lmao tufe u are a case study |
Re: The Elevator by quentininc(m): 6:48pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
sammy u turned this thread into a church where evry1 dey try out their hand on speaking in tongue.beta yet u 4 call the thread mountain of fire & miracles section:feel free to express urself |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 9:11pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
that will be taken under advicement |
Re: The Elevator by ThugLife1(m): 10:25pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
Hhahahahahha |
Re: The Elevator by naijastyle: 10:34pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
looks on |
Re: The Elevator by tessybaby(f): 9:18am On Apr 19, 2008 |
hoping to steal again |
Re: The Elevator by SamMilla1(m): 10:35am On Apr 19, 2008 |
steal from who |
Re: The Elevator by naijastyle: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2008 |
she wants to steal a kiss from me |
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