[b]A young male student once had a parrot hung in its cage in front of his room.
Whenever female students come visiting the student, the parrot keeps on reciting different colours just before they enter the room.
Two girls who took note of this parrot’s behavior wondered between themselves why the parrot keeps on doing this and reasoned that it might be seeing the colour of their panties.
They decided to test it by taking note of the colour of their undies before visiting their male friend; the parrot recited correctly the colour of their undies.
The next day, they decided not to wear anything at all. The parrot starred at them in confusion and not knowing what to say it said "straight straight coily coily"




An old time ashawo decided to retire and live all alone. She got a home that was isolated from people, but felt she needed an animal to keep her company. Not liking dogs and cats, she decided to settle for a parrot.
But the parrot proved itself a wrong choice. It kept on talking and saying "you this woman, you be ashawo, you think say we no know. All the bad bad things way you don do, I know am all."
Not comfortable with what the parrot says to her every morning, she decided to return it and asked the sales man to get her a well trained parrot.
The sales man got another parrot and said to it “behave well and whenever you are asked to raise you right leg say 'good morning ma. If you are asked to raise your left leg say good evening sir."
The woman came to collect her parrot and the sales man promised her that the parrot will behave itself, "ask it to raise its right leg"
The woman did and the parrot said "good morning ma"
"Raise your left leg"
The parrot said “good evening ma"
Impressed the woman decide to take it home, but remembered something, she said "raise you two legs.
The parrot got angry and said, "this woman na proper ashawo, I don dey look am since, so you wan see my nyash now, God forbid bad thing."



A born again Christian once had two female parrots by name Jane and Juliet. His problem was that the two parrots were very vulgar. Any male visitor that comes to the house, the parrots will say to them “hi, welcome, do you want to f**k?”
This was becoming embarrassing to the born again and he didn’t know what to do.
One day, the senior pastor came visiting and heard the sinful words coming out of the mouth of these parrots. “Blood of Jesus” he said. “What kind of immoral parrots are you breeding?”
That’s how I see them pastor. In fact I don’t know what to do about them.” Answered the owner of the parrots.
“You bring them to my house, my two parrots at home, Peter and Paul are very strong Christians. You need to see them. They pray and fast every day. They can even speak in tongues, I believe they can help convert your parrots to Christians” the senior pastor suggested.
The pastor gratefully accepted and the following week the two female parrots were taken to the senior pastor’s home.
Peter and Paul were on their knees praying and speaking in tongues when Jane and Juliet were ushered into their cage.
“Hi do you want f**k?” said Jane and Juliet to them
Paul heard them and opened his eyes, behold two beautiful parrots stood in front of them.
He said to Peter “O boy, stop praying the Lord has finally answered our prayers.[/b]

l kind of liked d last one

hmmm _modified

There is already an exisiting thread on this but good modification.

*exits thred through the window*

is this thread tht bad?

hmmmmmm

**follows clem behind**