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The Geography Of A Woman by Cayon(f): 2:41am On Apr 18, 2008
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by mimiko(f): 3:08am On Apr 18, 2008
na woman life be this oooo unless u wanna live in denial,
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by bluespice(f): 3:11am On Apr 18, 2008
mimiko na u sabi be dey, i know say the age range i fall into no describe at alllllllll lipsrsealed
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by tufe(m): 3:22pm On Apr 18, 2008
i've seen this b4
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by SamMilla1(m): 8:59pm On Apr 18, 2008
its still very funny and true
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by ThugLife1(m): 11:05pm On Apr 18, 2008
Nice one
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Cayon(f): 1:27pm On Apr 19, 2008
for those who have seen it b4, hope you smiled again and the first timers, glad you enjoyed it cheesy
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 1:30pm On Apr 19, 2008
enjoyed it smiley
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by SamMilla1(m): 1:32pm On Apr 19, 2008
ibk, enjoyed what, which country are you
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by aristole(m): 2:04pm On Apr 19, 2008
I am from Ogun State.

Not yet rated. grin grin grin grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 2:13pm On Apr 19, 2008
SAM MILLA:

ibk, enjoyed what, which country are you
Hehehe, wouldn't you like to know lipsrsealed grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by SamMilla1(m): 2:17pm On Apr 19, 2008
i would if----- cool
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 2:19pm On Apr 19, 2008
Hehehe well apparently my country isn't amongst those put down, i can't see it o tongue grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by SamMilla1(m): 2:30pm On Apr 19, 2008
better
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Nobody: 2:30pm On Apr 19, 2008
better? tongue
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by saucekid(m): 3:11pm On Apr 19, 2008
her country is kuvuki
its high time you modified that post grin
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by spikelord(m): 3:24pm On Apr 19, 2008
No be lie, hear am. U're right bro. That's the exact description of a woman's lifespan.
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by ifyalways(f): 3:30pm On Apr 19, 2008
weird thoughts
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by saucekid(m): 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2008
really wierd
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by SamMilla1(m): 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2008
near truth i would say
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by saucekid(m): 3:46pm On Apr 19, 2008
and why would you say that?
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by gilgee(m): 4:00pm On Apr 19, 2008
Because he was a woman.
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by ifyalways(f): 4:04pm On Apr 19, 2008
saucekid:

really wierd
dearie,i know i appreciate and love my old grannies so much and when i get old too,i wud be appreciated.lol i always love to be with them all,fountain of wisdom they are to me.Well,it all depends sha,maybe for some ppl,it might be their life geography but to me. . .its not accepted,infact its a lie.
life is what you make out of it. cool
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by adesilver(m): 4:28pm On Apr 19, 2008
:d ;d wink
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by saucekid(m): 7:12pm On Apr 19, 2008
cool
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by WesleyanA(f): 10:43pm On Dec 22, 2008
Africa is not a country dammit!!! lol

why are all others countries except Africa?
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by Ben13: 9:58am On Dec 23, 2008
all countries in Africa possesses like xteristics**putting them together is acceptable
Re: The Geography Of A Woman by bydot1(m): 10:30am On Dec 23, 2008
@poster, true yannies

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