AH! AH! WHAT HAPPEN !!!!!!
1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich
dude bought her a car.
Don't get angry, dat will mk U an
enemy of progress. Jst
draw a timetable for both of U
2. U be 35yr old first class graduate
without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got
no worries' ... Ur life is on
SOS
3. Mumu girl said: "I dated himfor
GOOD 10 years and he
broke my heart" fool, what's
GOOD in the years?
4. I overheard a girl talking to her
BF, initially I thought she
was talking to God, cos the things
she asked for only God
can provide dem
Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase,I repeat
CHASE shamelessly is the man that
stole your purse
5. Why take Marriage counselling
from a Single? That's
worse than Stevie Wonder giving
Ray Charles &
Cobhams driving lessons.
6. I'm sure your mother did notgive
you breast scattered
with tattoos, stretch marks, and
Eczema... Pls allow your
children enjoy same.
6. Nollywood has influenced ustoo
much thz days. I murder
Cockroaches by covering their
face with a pillow and
pressing hard
I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when
d nurse played her song on her
fone. I had to stand up... to
remove her battery
7. Nollywood please na!☹ How can a
ghost fall down while
chasing someone?
8. At 23, Ur boobs ve already
observed eternal rest & Full
time sleeping mode. Yet U are
forming "hard to get"
Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U
9. Our Igbo brothers in China are
involved if Ur BB has TV,
MicroWave, Torch, Nail
cutter,Toothbru ­ sh, Lighter and
Food flask in it
10. "She's making me bark likea
Bingo... she got me dancing
Alingo" ...I still don't understand
why Mary Slessor
stopped d Killing of Twins
11. Back then in Primary school, I
used to think that song was
"I have seen, seen the DANFO of
satan" *sighs*
12. That was how my neighbour
named her triplet Faith,
Faithful & Faithfulness... ­ who did
those innocent children
offend??☹
13. Opportunity knocks but once, if
you hear a second
knock, bros check well, Na
Jehovah witness.
14. Now dat SEX is so cheap &
rampant, decent girls hav
bcom DIAMONDS, Clean men are
endangered species,
while LOVE is gradually becoming
a MYTH
15. Some ppl will come to visit U, and
forget to take their
Odour with them when leaving.
Their odour becomes Ur
permanent room mate.☹
16. So because Ur picture no fine, U
dey claim say"Beauty is
from within" Y U NO take X- ray do
Ur Profile picture?
17. Going for an interview at a
bank....dresses ­ like Cabo
Snoop. *sighs* No wonder ur
parents didnt use U for
Blood money
18. Ur partner buys U toothbrush,
toothpaste, dental floss,
& chewing stick for Xmas; & U
still don't get d msg. Ur
stupidity don enter Google map
Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping
Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*
19. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house,
fightin ur siblings ova
who gets d head of fish. Is d
witch in ur village fanning
herself wit ur pic?
20. Na so my Ibadan girl-friendtell me
sey she make pizza
for me......I reach house see agege
bread with stew and
fish inside. *smh*
21. If not for anything, abeg still
Thank God sey Mosquito no
dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for
bloody shaa
22. Close ya mouth, no be you I dey talk
about since, na the people around you and
out there I dey complain about...

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...OP...No oofeinsese but didnt they teach u Summmmary in Primary skoool?

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nice one bro

if you know the primary school i go eh, you go shed tears for me @Mr Cork