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Cheeky Fellow by fulanixx(m): 2:29pm On May 14, 2006 |
lawyer defending a man accused of theft tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few small items. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out. |
Re: Cheeky Fellow by dm(m): 2:39pm On May 14, 2006 |
Re-cycled |
Re: Cheeky Fellow by eveseh(f): 4:38pm On May 14, 2006 |
lol wahahahhaha |
Re: Cheeky Fellow by spikelord(m): 12:18am On May 16, 2006 |
Don't know if this is the recycled version of the joke or the other one! |
Re: Cheeky Fellow by diddy4(m): 12:21am On May 16, 2006 |
me too man, dunno which one is recycled. |
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