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Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:41pm On May 12, 2013
surveyProf:

Allah, I talk am four ture..., Daniliti fulani yaro!
Yeeeeeee.. Who tale you my Danliti is bafulatani?

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Re: Help by surveyProf(m): 10:48pm On May 12, 2013
Tabawababy:
Yeeeeeee.. Who tale you my Danliti is bafulatani?

Becuse Danlitina is form Kiru lokal governmenta off kano state, and she is Fulani yaro!
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:50pm On May 12, 2013
surveyProf:

Becuse Danlitina is form Kiru lokal governmenta off kano state, and she is Fulani yaro!
Know
Re: Help by surveyProf(m): 10:53pm On May 12, 2013
Tabawababy:
Know
Yariyan haba, Kiru fipple of kano were fourmal president Abacha from are fulani fipple, Danliti tell me is form der!
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 11:03pm On May 12, 2013
surveyProf:
Yariyan haba, Kiru fipple of kano were fourmal president Abacha from are fulani fipple, Danliti tell me is form der!
KNOW!!! My Danliti is not belong to Kiru
Re: Help by Nobody: 7:34am On May 13, 2013
Hey guys check danlity out, so swaggerlicious. grin

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Re: Help by Nobody: 8:36am On May 13, 2013
Tbaby will roast ur a.rse
Re: Help by dominique(f): 10:05am On May 13, 2013
Lolol cheesy
Good morring my beauriful Tabawa. Haw wus you knite? smiley
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:31am On May 13, 2013
inurmind: Hey guys check danlity out, so swaggerlicious. grin
Kai diss is nut my Danlitisco tupiakwa
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:33am On May 13, 2013
dominique: Lolol cheesy
Good morring my beauriful Tabawa. Haw wus you knite? smiley
Moaning deer
Re: Help by Shugamania(f): 10:40am On May 13, 2013
inurmind: Hey guys check danlity out, so swaggerlicious. grin

cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:43am On May 13, 2013
Four your inpormashun Danliti is half-cars becourse his murder is kanuri and fear in cornflakesion
Re: Help by surveyProf(m): 10:46am On May 13, 2013
Barka da' dare Tabawa
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 10:48am On May 13, 2013
surveyProf: Barka da' dare Tabawa
Hannu Hannu
Re: Help by surveyProf(m): 10:54am On May 13, 2013
Tabawababy:
Hannu Hannu
Na' sannu da zuwa!
Re: Help by dominique(f): 12:32pm On May 13, 2013
Sfeak English jor! angry tongue
Re: Help by MayorSchwags(m): 6:33pm On May 13, 2013
undecided
Re: Help by Nobody: 11:36pm On May 13, 2013
Tabawababy: Four your inpormashun Danliti is half-cars becourse his murder is kanuri and fear in cornflakesion

Stay there dey lie. Half-cars ko, blackinshine ni. You think I deed nut sea you two kissing da order day?[wait! just imagine those red lips and these sexy big ones at it... Lets move on grin] Abeg yarn me better tori jo. I never knew lawyers could lie o.grin grin
Re: Help by Nobody: 11:48pm On May 13, 2013
surveyProf:
Na' sannu da zuwa!

Hey dood if you do nut start speaking da Korrect engrish we grammarians from the engrish unifarcity of pashience jonadan are speaking nah vishual hupper-Kot I go give you o.
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 12:02am On May 14, 2013
My friends you dint sea me sins I was sikh but Chidi give me Kafinol now I am pine. I mix you two
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 12:05am On May 14, 2013
inurmind:

Stay there dey lie. Half-cars ko, blackinshine ni. You think I deed nut sea you two kissing da order day?[wait! just imagine those red lips and these sexy big ones at it... Lets move on grin] Abeg yarn me better tori jo. I never knew lawyers could lie o.grin grin
My friend I am tailing you through Danlitisco is half cars he luke like James Bomb
Re: Help by Nobody: 12:09am On May 14, 2013
Tabawababy: My friends you dint sea me sins I was sikh but Chidi give me Kafinol now I am pine. I mix you two

Heya, owl knice, butt don't miss me two much o(you can miss me small grin), befour danlitsco will dye hof jealousity.
Re: Help by Nobody: 12:12am On May 14, 2013
Tabawababy:
My friend I am tailing you through Danlitisco is half cars he luke like James Bomb

James bomb my foot! Stop denying danlitisco o, hunless hi will call im too cum nairalander.
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 12:16am On May 14, 2013
inurmind:

James bomb my foot! Stop denying danlitisco o, hunless hi will call im too cum nairalander.
You want me to bring Danlititina into nairalander por these mummuna womens to see pine guy and be dowing nightmere..KNOW!!!
Re: Help by Nobody: 12:30am On May 14, 2013
Tabawababy:
You want me to bring Danlititina into nairalander por these mummuna womens to see pine guy and be dowing nightmere..KNOW!!!

Wait! deed you jus call my nairaland ladies mumus? Shugamanai, Dyt, are you hearing? She juct culled you guyz mumus. Now its not like I am denying that or saying you aren't grin, but I will never have the audacity to disgrace you in public like dis!
Tabawa, get ready, your gonna get so roasted even your danlisitco will not recognise you again.

Anyway I ave to slip now, befour my mammy will beat mee. Goodright, slip night, don't let danlitisco bite. wink

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Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 12:40am On May 14, 2013
inurmind:

Wait! deed you jus call my nairaland ladies mumus? Shugamanai, Dyt, are you hearing? She juct culled you guyz mumus. Now its not like I am denying that or saying you aren't grin, but I will never have the audacity to disgrace you in public like dis!
Tabawa, get ready, your gonna get so roasted even your danlisitco will not recognise you again.
Is nut mumu is mummuna dart is gel dart is nut pine like me. Pls dont make Shugamania vest four me pls
Re: Help by Nobody: 12:51am On May 14, 2013
Tabawababy:
Is nut mumu is mummuna dart is gel dart is nut pine like me. Pls dont make Shugamania vest four me pls
Oh so ΰ like am only po Shugamania because Sugar dey por her name abi? God go punish am por you since we like you and you de like am po only Shuga cheesy
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 3:23am On May 14, 2013
Don Demu:
Oh so ΰ like am only po Shugamania because Sugar dey por her name abi? God go punish am por you since we like you and you de like am po only Shuga cheesy
Yes she's the pest priend I meat that dint in salt me when I joint nairalander
Re: Help by Tabawababy(f): 3:25am On May 14, 2013
Load is my shepert... Braking News Fulani heads men kill 50 morners in Benwe. So sat!
Re: Help by Acidosis(m): 3:29am On May 14, 2013
^ ^ when ¿ ¿ sad
Re: Help by Nobody: 3:31am On May 14, 2013
Tabawababy:
Is nut mumu is mummuna dart is gel dart is nut pine like me. Pls dont make Shugamania vest four me pls

Heyi Tabawa, I've wake-up.grin Henyways you tink you har smart abi? Tropical lawya!!!
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