teeluv: Senator. Is it by force to speak English.

@Obiagu1 thank you for translating o.. for those of us wey no go school.

no be me translate am o.
Na my Latin to English translator do am.
Jargon to English translator works too.

This is a catalytic display of the acrimonious innuendoes of the Nigeria political topography which has begotten a melancholic dimension to an average politician.

Prince adebayo: Dendalious acratesion is lucridiluos fituomy which in an act of hifinifenism corronborate the totolius thortolity especially when the enganga part of the fenus spun gaga merrilate totolius fitinity provided the saddit can be plus or ganiciate out of such adalious and agolomania hanky panky

Yu are possessed....this iz beyond physical...o fe da ori mi ru.

Ninilowo: MEANING: Scamolity is the only moragof arrow that can condensate a sincinterous ehulehu where a triny soursalt the raaays an agolomania vexveration and a dreaming gumillion trovaliate in a nethrland and spamodical dudumol which autograsite the momentum to be tantamount to his quradic egyphy

ori iwo ti daru n tie..

MrNigeria.:

After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him :

I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee....

Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...

Source:https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/PatrickObahiagbon?fref=ts

Please can someone translate this to English for us?

AFTER READING DIS,MY DICTIONARY GOT LOST..I LATER FOUND IT IN DE TOILET..LOZZZZ

ezedolar: I have cram some of them I will use it in my vilage meeting to comfuse them

bros,e be like say u don dey coMfuse yourself...
But,i love this obahiagbon #no homo

ezewudo:
ROFOROFOISM?

Ask Obahiagbon

Am having headache already

P.S; Any post of our dear honourable should not be allowed on nairaland

Ninilowo: MEANING: Scamolity is the only moragof arrow that can condensate a sincinterous ehulehu where a triny soursalt the raaays an agolomania vexveration and a dreaming gumillion trovaliate in a nethrland and spamodical dudumol which autograsite the momentum to be tantamount to his quradic egyphy

lmao.....where's agolomania hanky panky?

idike:

Jesus Christ. I don laugh tired.

Na inspiration oga mi.

Prince adebayo: Dendalious acratesion is lucridiluos fituomy which in an act of hifinifenism corronborate the totolius thortolity especially when the enganga part of the fenus spun gaga merrilate the totolius fitinity provided the saddit can be plus or ganiciate out of such adalious and agolomania hanky panky

e joo se mo le ri ice water

Prince adebayo: Dendalious acratesion is lucridiluos fituomy which in an act of hifinifenism corronborate the totolius thortolity especially when the enganga part of the fenus spun gaga merrilate the totolius fitinity provided the saddit can be plus or ganiciate out of such adalious and agolomania hanky panky

everything you wrote has been simplified once I can see "TOTOLIUS"there. Eh?

Nwanne lekwa bekee

Silva79: Are we supposed to read dis? *faints*

wake up wake up *starts givin her a kiss of life wit a french style*

ISBLIAC:
e joo se mo le ri ice water

u are on point

MrNigeria.:

After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him :

I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee....

Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...

Source:https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/PatrickObahiagbon?fref=ts

Please can someone translate this to English for us?

Complete No-n-sense

Bash Me: [size=20pt]My nephew dey cry now cos i say make hin read am 4 me[/size]...

Are you from a family of illiterates Just asking.

Wetin concern me with wetin no concern me?

MrNigeria.:

After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him :

I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee....

Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...

Source:https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/PatrickObahiagbon?fref=ts

Please can someone translate this to English for us?

"Roforofoism? Wtf? There we go again with people thinking their over-educated or something. I have completely forgotten what the main point was.

BigBelleControl:
Tweedledum and Tweedledee are fictional characters. Roforofoism is a coined word from roforofo (dirty fight). I like this man because he knows how to play on words. His writings are not meant for dunce, he makes you appreciate literature because literature itself is an advance form of English. He's got poetic license.

which school are you so that we can plead with Oshiobaba who is already regreting making him his Chief of staff to send him to your school as a lecturer

Symphony007: your utterly shambolic comment is a prolific attestation to your monumental and legendry ignorance...your punitive brain actually clogomorates my most luminating and insightfull comment to a petty "likes" acquisition scheme? One is not amused!!

your relationship with the op is just like Jonathan and amaechiantan.
you grammar excessively heavy vocabulary flatly defies the 21st rule oluwaseunism.
#say no to rule 17#

dannysteve99@ya:
Were did this Man study self?

.
Ask ur goggle.

Oh my GOD dis grammar is too much!

MrNigeria.:

After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him :

I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee....

Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...

Source:https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/PatrickObahiagbon?fref=ts

Please can someone translate this to English for us?

You no go school

I like this man

[quote author=MrNigeria.]
After a very long silence, The Honourable has decided to speak about the political brouhaha going on in Rivers state,Hear him :

I am in perfect simulacrum with you Mr Governor that there is indeed no quarrel between you and Mr President but you won't deny the existence of a state of political roforofoism and the difference between the two is one of a tweedledum and tweedledee....

Would like hear the asseverations of my friends on the political malodorous saga that is putrescently cocooning Rivers State,just now and thus precipitously corralling it into an eschewable socio-politico asphyxia...

my eyes ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh