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Three nuns were talking. The first nun says,"The other day, I was cleaning Father Padre's room and I found pornographic magazines under his bed!"

The second nun says,"I can top that. Yesterday I was cleaning Father Padre's room and I found some condoms!"

The other nuns asked,"What did you do with them?"

The second nun said,"I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.