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The Billionaire by joey007(m): 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
A billionaire died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?" The billionaire thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along in my ferrari and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" "I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?" "About two minutes ago," came the reply |
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
good one |
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 8:04pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
thanks milla, be expectant for more. |
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 8:35pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hehe. una weldone oooo.deleting reply for reasons best known to una.hope this goes too |
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:21pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
no mind milla na him dey encourage tyranny here small time the joey go dey get mouth |
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:23pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
wetin dey worry u saucekid, make i no get mouth |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:24pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
money is evil |
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:26pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
tell him babe @ joey once you get mouth,you go become wayward |
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:27pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
that not possible |
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Ibk whats all these abt money being evil? shuooooooooooo money is good jare mismanaging money is evil,money is good,being ruled by money is evil,ruling money is good,I say moneeeeeeeeeeeeeey is live. |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:32pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
ifyalways:lol im just being silly of course money is important o! |
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
money is not everything |
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
just wanted to be very and double sure |
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
the same thing we are talking ify |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:34pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
money isn't everything, very true joey, but it is something |
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:37pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
it will take us on that vacation to st tropez |
Re: The Billionaire by joey007(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
accepted |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 9:39pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
saucekid:hehehehe of course |
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 9:40pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
*look around and disappears again* |
Re: The Billionaire by saucekid(m): 9:41pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
*come back here. . . you be wizard* |
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
***notices theres none around,pulls down my shorts and fartssssssssss*** what a refreshing and invigorating experience |
Re: The Billionaire by gilgee(m): 10:12pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
** catches her pulling down her shorts and screams nice A55!** |
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
*SMILES COS SHE DOESNT KNOW I WAS PEEPING FROM BEHIND THE TREE* |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
PERVERTS DETECTED |
Re: The Billionaire by gilgee(m): 10:16pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
by a pregnant virgin. |
Re: The Billionaire by ThugLife1(m): 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@Post LOL |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:18pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Thug Life:Mary did it, so can I |
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:20pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:21pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Re: The Billionaire by ifyalways(f): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
ibkaye:thank yousssss ***gets the perverts earmarked for a special bla bla session*** |
Re: The Billionaire by SamMilla1(m): 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
NOT SCARED A BIT, I AM A FORTIFIED SOLDIER |
Re: The Billionaire by Nobody: 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
i have a gun |
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