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Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 5:32pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
A billionaire dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, "Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to eat?" The billionaire goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. "I'm a billionaire" he says, "I'm a busy man, I don't have time to wait in line." The others say, "You're in heaven now, we're all the same here, get to the back of the line and wait your turn!" A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the billionaire notices a man come dashing in wearing a 3 piece suit and accompanied by a 6 man entourage. He butts in at the head of the line and no one utters a peep. "Hey," he says to the guy in front of him, "Who does that guy think he is?" "Oh, that's God," says the guy, "He likes to play billionaire." |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 8:42pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
uhm,Ok |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 8:47pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
thanks, but i think i need to know this ifyalways that has been crucifying my jokes. |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 8:50pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hmmn. ****see you see burning fire**** farts and zooms off |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by SamMilla1(m): 8:51pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
[i]*drags her back and sits her down*[/i]now introduce ur self |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 8:51pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
well i care not. |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 8:53pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
good to hear. she isnt perturbed. J is for jollof rice |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 8:55pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
well am not a she . joseph is my name u can as well call me joey |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by saucekid(m): 8:56pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
need i say that. . . . joey is a man oooo and they guy just wan open eyes enter fire |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 8:57pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol Joseph the dreamer then ***sings sweetly. . .dreammmmmmmmmms dreams dreams**** gives him a resounding and reverbrating slap and zooms off |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 8:58pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
na you sabi |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 9:01pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol Joseph nice to meet you. come forward for your newbie kiss and bla bla bla session |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by SamMilla1(m): 9:02pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
no way ify, no way, did u give me my own kiss |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 9:04pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
hey milla r u jealous, just when me n ify begin to agree, there is an intruder |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol bla bla bla session! jokes section grammer abi |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by saucekid(m): 9:06pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
b4 una start spoiling him he needs to register first at the kuvuki institute of bla bla ology @ joey i've got me eyes on you boy |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by SamMilla1(m): 9:07pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
joey007: so it has come to calling me intruder, ify was grilling u b4 and i was helping u out no problem, but remember ify is fire and it needs waters like me to settle her down |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 9:08pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Sam uhm. . .i heard you came with bleeding gums and a tiny bla bla bla instrument so . .nuffin for you. kpele Joseph the dreamer boy are you ready |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:you are more like sand |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by SamMilla1(m): 9:11pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
ibk, its not what you think, i will explain behind closed doors |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 9:12pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Joey are we ready?. . . . . bla bla bla here we come ! |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
ok o, i will be waiting my ibo brother |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 9:15pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
am sorry milla |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 9:16pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
yeap ify |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by saucekid(m): 9:16pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@ sammie what did you think she though? dont corrupt her for me ooo @ ify corrupt and baptise that newbie joey since clemcy aint here to do it |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 9:19pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
lol Joey see you see heaven cafeteria |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 9:21pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
which kin kimi u bi |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by joey007(m): 9:22pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
i cant get corrupted saucekid |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by SamMilla1(m): 9:22pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
@joey rule number one, make money b4 going to ify no 2, dont forget number one |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by Nobody: 9:22pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:money is evil |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by saucekid(m): 9:23pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
tell him ooo babe |
Re: Heaven Cafeteria by ifyalways(f): 9:24pm On Apr 20, 2008 |
Money answers lots of things. . .henessy,korrect ganja,water bed for sweet and korrect bla bla bla,vacations in and out kukuvi land abeg douggggggggggggggggh is good. |
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