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| How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 1:57am On May 15, 2006 |
A woman decides that she's had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, "I'm here about your ad." Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do I know you're loyal?" "Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam. That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies. "Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires. "I make over $3 million a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement," he continues. Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands, "Well, how do I know you're a good lover?" He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by Ddii(f): 9:30am On May 15, 2006 |
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ojd? ojd? ojd? how many times did i call u ! |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by Ddii(f): 9:32am On May 15, 2006 |
this is , EXPLOSIVE ! the woman must either be very frightened or very excited |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by dm(m): 2:45pm On May 15, 2006 |
 Re-cycledI can remember posting this  |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by mukina2: 2:51pm On May 15, 2006 |
@dm pls dont be angry a joke is a joke maybe he psoted it again as a joke |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by dm(m): 2:56pm On May 15, 2006 |
mukina2: I feel You. But why post what is already available in the forum  |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by eveseh(f): 3:26pm On May 15, 2006 |
wahahahahahhahaahh,lol lol lol funny  |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by diddy4(m): 7:47pm On May 15, 2006 |
lmao  |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by sade511(f): 2:26am On May 16, 2006 |
Damn. . , . How long was that sh*t ? |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by ojd(m): 3:46am On May 16, 2006 |
Ddii: u called me three times, here I am  wetin I do? |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by micklplus(m): 9:58am On May 16, 2006 |
Well, case closed be that o ! its still funny for ever ! Cheers ! |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by Oracle(m): 5:36am On Aug 22, 2006 |
damn that is one incredible guy |
| Re: How Did He Do It? by jayemkay(f): 2:57pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
wow wot a man!  |
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