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| Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by SisiKill1: 8:54pm On May 14, 2013 |
Now! Now! Pipe down, it's not what you think...or maybe it is, how would I know what you think. Anyhoo, saw this and it's the most hilarious thing ever. Gosh I love kids...they are the best!!! 26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults 1. They’ll stop what they’re doing to take a nap. Doesn’t matter where they are. Doesn’t matter who they’re with.     2. They all make faces like this:  3. They conduct themselves poorly in public.  4. Their depth perception is all over the place.  5. Seriously, they just can’t seem to get their food to their mouths.  6. They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out.  7. They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations  8. They have absolutely no coordination. (This is my favorite  ) 15 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by SisiKill1: 8:59pm On May 14, 2013 |
9. There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.  10. They have poor impulse control.  11. They often fall asleep on or near toilets.  12. They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.  13. They have no sense of shame.  14. And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.  15. They don’t know when to stop drinking.  16. They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.  17. They’re really bad at posing for photos.  18. They’re terrible at judging distance  12 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by SisiKill1: 9:04pm On May 14, 2013 |
19. They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…  20. …but they often don’t make it that far.  21. They’re constantly hurting themselves.  22. They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.  23. They’re not good around pools.  24. They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.  25. Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.  26. They have no shame about being seen without pants on  Seriously who can be depressed with children around?!! 36 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by baby124: 12:01am On May 15, 2013 |
LOL! Funniest is the baby smelling his dad's shoes and falling asleep! Yuck! He must have recognized the smell and felt safe or maybe knocked out by the stench. Phew*holds nose* 5 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Nobody: 1:38am On May 15, 2013 |
Lmao, too funny! No 16 is sad and hilarious at the same time! |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by greatgod2012(f): 9:28am On May 15, 2013 |
Lol, they are all true, especially, that posing for photos, constantly injuring themselves and always finding something to put in their mouths...... ......children are precious gifts from God and its only God that protects them, most of the things they do and go away with it, adults cant, may God continue to protect our kids and us, 9 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 15, 2013 |
This is by far one of the best posts on the entire Internet!  We were all once EXACTLY like that - we still are but have forgotten. Pure joy. Non-judgemental. No inhibitions. No worries. "Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven" --- Jesus. ...not some fairytale la-la land in the sky. But a realization of a certain way of being. A reconnection to your true-self, your true nature. "The kingdom of God is within you" --- Jesus. 9 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by SisiKill1: 4:04pm On May 15, 2013 |
Was banned by Py Guru last night before I could add this....HILARIOUS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxQH_g8dC0 I can't count how many kids I have seen do this...LOL!!! It's amazing how they just keep keeping on, if adults embraced that kinda mentality for the things we..can you imagine what can be achieved?!! 4 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by iamswizz(m): 5:25pm On May 15, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by MsSantaClaus(f): 5:25pm On May 15, 2013 |
Oh my gosh , haven't laughed so much in ages! Truly Hilarious! |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by wendieposh: 5:27pm On May 15, 2013 |
 ;DThis has to be the craziest post i've read in a long while... ;DThis has to be the craziest post i've read in a long while... Dont we just love children? LWTMB!!!! |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Lilimax(f): 5:28pm On May 15, 2013 |
OMG...These are quite hilarious. Truly nobody can be depressed when Children are around. You have made my day . |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Ruq: 5:28pm On May 15, 2013 |
4,8 and 21 are the funniest. The lad smackin himself in the face and still trying to celebrate with a smile on. |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by adexsimply(m): 5:33pm On May 15, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by FoxyVista(m): 5:33pm On May 15, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Tinkybabe(f): 5:37pm On May 15, 2013 |
Seriously Hilarious!!!! You've just got to love kids..As in,no reason,no explanation.You've got to love them. Not laughed like this in a long time |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Arabanco87: 5:42pm On May 15, 2013 |
Seriously have tears coming down my face. Great! 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by DICKtator: 5:44pm On May 15, 2013 |
loooooool extremely funny can't stop laughing |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by lertee(f): 5:45pm On May 15, 2013 |
funny but true |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Emperoh(m): 5:48pm On May 15, 2013 |
I can relate to No 8. Really funny! |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by MondayThompson: 5:49pm On May 15, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill: Was banned by Py Guru last night before I could add this....HILARIOUS!!  Sisi_Kill: Was banned by Py Guru last night before I could add this....HILARIOUS!!am sure this guy is pretty good at sleep walking...his stomach will also be full when he wakes up |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by rodeo0070(m): 5:49pm On May 15, 2013 |
My ribs are cracking now walahi! Too funny but true... |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by mitey(m): 5:55pm On May 15, 2013 |
@OP Thanks!  Best post in Nairaland for ages! 3 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by armyofone(m): 5:55pm On May 15, 2013 |
| so funny between the chicken nugget and sleep |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Nobody: 5:57pm On May 15, 2013 |
Sisi_Kill:LMAOOO!! This is hilarious, the way he just walked into the pool You just gotta love kids. 2 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Adex097: 6:01pm On May 15, 2013 |
Yea..that's why we've got to watch them closely with an eagle-eye. |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by otumfour(m): 6:01pm On May 15, 2013 |
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| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Bonapart(m): 6:01pm On May 15, 2013 |
Whats all dis? Jst passing by though |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 15, 2013 |
So Damn True!! |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by Biggoozz: 6:03pm On May 15, 2013 |
Sisi Kill, May God bless you for making my evening with this post. #Marking as favourite 4 Likes |
| Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by uchechuwku: 6:03pm On May 15, 2013 |
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