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A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by Jbgurl: 2:18pm On May 15, 2013 |
The Bank Robbery There was this robbery in a certain town , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept -- > Changing the conventional way of thinking". --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, somuch money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications! " --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the K5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month". This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- The next day, TV news reported that k100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count k20 million . The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took k20 million, the bank manager took k80 million with a snap of his fingers. It lookslike it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much asgold !" --------------- --------------- --------------- ---- The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity -- > daring to take risks! 1 Like |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by confidant: 3:05pm On May 15, 2013 |
Hahahahaha. this is called 'laughing but stealing is stealing'. 1 Like |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by biolabee(m): 4:09pm On May 15, 2013 |
shd be moved to joke section ![]() |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by BabaOyo(m): 4:48pm On May 15, 2013 |
This is really eye opening. And realistically it could be possibly happening in real life banking sector. I guess some bankers will love this piece. |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by baby124: 5:00pm On May 15, 2013 |
lmao. There is opportunity in every situation. I can honestly see this happening. ![]() |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by greatgod2012(f): 3:27am On May 16, 2013 |
A real lesson learnt...........so hillariously true. |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by Nobody: 10:33am On May 16, 2013 |
Funny n educative stuff I ve read in a while |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by Nobody: 11:14am On May 16, 2013 |
Very funny piece. . . smart assed thieves and bankers. Whois the bigger thief na? ![]() |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by Nobody: 11:29am On May 16, 2013 |
LMAO |
Re: A Robbery Attack That Taught Me Lessons by Akuviv: 4:04pm On May 16, 2013 |
Baba Oyo: This is really eye opening. GBAM ! You just took the words out of my mouth. Dumb investigators would not ascertain the cash delivered to the bank...even when they are smart enough to detect these discrepancies corruption will swallow the truth. This 'joke' might be coming from an insider in the banking sector... you never can tell. ![]() |
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