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Report Card,lol by memyself2(f): 1:38pm On May 15, 2006
Something to  end your day,
 
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope roped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But Its not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

John



PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Re: Report Card,lol by dm(m): 2:38pm On May 15, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Re: Report Card,lol by Ddii(f): 2:45pm On May 15, 2006
this is really funny
Re: Report Card,lol by eveseh(f): 3:05pm On May 15, 2006
wahahahhaahah,lol lol lol lol lol
Re: Report Card,lol by diddy4(m): 8:00pm On May 15, 2006
fucking recycled. damn
Re: Report Card,lol by hotangel2(f): 10:23pm On May 15, 2006
hahahaahahahaha, This is damn hilarious!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

That kid must have given his father heart attack!!! Hah, help me somebody? Am i the only one laughing?? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Report Card,lol by sade511(f): 10:28pm On May 15, 2006
LMAO
This is so funny.
I got tears forming in my eyes.



I remeber those days.
Re: Report Card,lol by spikelord(m): 11:59pm On May 15, 2006
Haha, But I have read this one here before!
Re: Report Card,lol by Oracle(m): 12:25am On Aug 22, 2006
There really are worse things in life cheesy
Re: Report Card,lol by dbaptist1(m): 12:49am On Dec 05, 2008
sade511:

LMAO
This is so funny.
I got tears forming in my eyes.



I remeber those days.


y won't remember dios days when u do carry 1st from d back
abi am i wrong?
well no need since they dnt give position in d universitiesnd in workplaces if not, , it would have sti bin d same
Re: Report Card,lol by Magnate021(m): 1:51am On Dec 07, 2008
funny!
Re: Report Card,lol by CrazyMan(m): 1:57am On Dec 07, 2008
Not really
Re: Report Card,lol by krama(m): 2:18pm On Dec 07, 2008
Yea really
Re: Report Card,lol by nikkyfemi(f): 11:38am On Apr 15, 2009
hot-angel:

hahahaahahahaha, This is damn hilarious!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

That kid must have given his father heart attack!!! Hah, help me somebody? Am i the only one laughing?? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
no you are not the only one laffing i also am dear.
Re: Report Card,lol by sholabanke(m): 11:44am On Apr 15, 2009
i dont know mayb to join you or not
Re: Report Card,lol by clemcykul(f): 3:09pm On Apr 15, 2009
do
Re: Report Card,lol by tytylayor: 7:34am On Apr 16, 2009
;d ;d :d :p
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 9:37am On Apr 16, 2009
clemcykul:

do

na so dem take dey learn hoe to talk. cool
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 9:40am On Apr 16, 2009
ow e take disturb u cool
Re: Report Card,lol by Nasogold(m): 9:46am On Apr 16, 2009
please let someone help me! i wanna send a new post of services into the nairalist. please how do i do it?
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 9:47am On Apr 16, 2009
@captain, power don dey catch u this morrin ba? cool

i beg pull my glasses jor cool
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 9:54am On Apr 16, 2009
Nosa i av no idea cus i neva enta dat one b4

sylifa ow u dey? cool cool
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:14am On Apr 16, 2009
pull ma glasses, that's all i can say cool
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 10:22am On Apr 16, 2009
lolllllllolitto grin cheesy
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:35am On Apr 16, 2009
see ur bunny teeth. cool
Re: Report Card,lol by PeeJee(m): 10:37am On Apr 16, 2009
this post is waw i love it, that boy na bad boy im be wan giv his pop man heart attack hahahaha
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 10:40am On Apr 16, 2009
;d
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:59am On Apr 16, 2009
wetin be this cool
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 11:03am On Apr 16, 2009
pix cld no be displayed cool
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 12:28pm On Apr 16, 2009
thanks sir cool
Re: Report Card,lol by Lolabbey: 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2009
na here captain and him boy dey?
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2009
kakakkakakak grin

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