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Report Card,lol by memyself2(f): 1:38pm On May 15, 2006 |
Something to end your day, A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope roped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But Its not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, John PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. |
Re: Report Card,lol by dm(m): 2:38pm On May 15, 2006 |
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Re: Report Card,lol by Ddii(f): 2:45pm On May 15, 2006 |
this is really funny |
Re: Report Card,lol by eveseh(f): 3:05pm On May 15, 2006 |
wahahahhaahah,lol lol lol lol lol |
Re: Report Card,lol by diddy4(m): 8:00pm On May 15, 2006 |
fucking recycled. damn |
Re: Report Card,lol by hotangel2(f): 10:23pm On May 15, 2006 |
hahahaahahahaha, This is damn hilarious!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That kid must have given his father heart attack!!! Hah, help me somebody? Am i the only one laughing?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by sade511(f): 10:28pm On May 15, 2006 |
LMAO This is so funny. I got tears forming in my eyes. I remeber those days. |
Re: Report Card,lol by spikelord(m): 11:59pm On May 15, 2006 |
Haha, But I have read this one here before! |
Re: Report Card,lol by Oracle(m): 12:25am On Aug 22, 2006 |
There really are worse things in life ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by dbaptist1(m): 12:49am On Dec 05, 2008 |
sade511: y won't remember dios days when u do carry 1st from d back abi am i wrong? well no need since they dnt give position in d universitiesnd in workplaces if not, , it would have sti bin d same |
Re: Report Card,lol by Magnate021(m): 1:51am On Dec 07, 2008 |
funny! |
Re: Report Card,lol by CrazyMan(m): 1:57am On Dec 07, 2008 |
Not really |
Re: Report Card,lol by krama(m): 2:18pm On Dec 07, 2008 |
Yea really |
Re: Report Card,lol by nikkyfemi(f): 11:38am On Apr 15, 2009 |
hot-angel:no you are not the only one laffing i also am dear. |
Re: Report Card,lol by sholabanke(m): 11:44am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i dont know mayb to join you or not |
Re: Report Card,lol by clemcykul(f): 3:09pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
do |
Re: Report Card,lol by tytylayor: 7:34am On Apr 16, 2009 |
;d ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 9:37am On Apr 16, 2009 |
clemcykul: na so dem take dey learn hoe to talk. ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 9:40am On Apr 16, 2009 |
ow e take disturb u ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by Nasogold(m): 9:46am On Apr 16, 2009 |
please let someone help me! i wanna send a new post of services into the nairalist. please how do i do it? |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 9:47am On Apr 16, 2009 |
@captain, power don dey catch u this morrin ba? ![]() i beg pull my glasses jor ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 9:54am On Apr 16, 2009 |
Nosa i av no idea cus i neva enta dat one b4 sylifa ow u dey? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:14am On Apr 16, 2009 |
pull ma glasses, that's all i can say ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 10:22am On Apr 16, 2009 |
lolllllllolitto ![]() ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:35am On Apr 16, 2009 |
see ur bunny teeth. ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by PeeJee(m): 10:37am On Apr 16, 2009 |
this post is waw i love it, that boy na bad boy im be wan giv his pop man heart attack hahahaha |
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 10:40am On Apr 16, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 10:59am On Apr 16, 2009 |
wetin be this ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by romsky: 11:03am On Apr 16, 2009 |
pix cld no be displayed ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by sylve11: 12:28pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
thanks sir ![]() |
Re: Report Card,lol by Lolabbey: 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
na here captain and him boy dey? |
Re: Report Card,lol by dani1luv: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2009 |
kakakkakakak ![]() |
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