SCHOOL: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays.
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows a lot about so little.
LECTURE: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of
the
students without passing through "the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your
life so that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor.
degree and a woman gains her
masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place
where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of
dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where
success comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early
when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some
married men ever get to open their mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe that you know more than you actually do...