The old drunk Igbo man staggering home
with a small bottle of whiskey in his back pocket slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
"Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

It seems that the Republic of nigeria, under pressure, decided to hold free and fair elections, US.-style.
They decided to go all out: voter registration drives, canvasses, polls, high quality voting machines from the american Voting Machine Company, the whole bit.

Anyhow, the campaigns were mounted, the elections held, the results tallied, and sure enough, the new President-elect of the Republic of Nigeria was GEORGE W BUSH.

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got 10,000 NAIRA."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers, we had 50,000 NAIRA when we broke in!"

1 joke - needs explanation

2nd joke - cool

3rd joke - excellent

don't really understand the first joke

2nd joke was kool while the 3rd one was a little bit funny.

1st joke -Well he preferred to spill his blood rather than spill his whisky

Joke no. 3 is

na wetin una say una dey do una dey grade the guy jokes

the first joke dey too funny

dats why u open your mouth wey u no brush dey laff

all jokes ok.

ride on sammy.

SAM my man, Nice jokes

old man sammy


d drunk igbo man

hehehehehhehe to all

same to u

wetin be ya own na

great jokes sam keep it comin

una love dis girl tytylayor?

the same way i love u

keep loving jealous things

clem, wey dat guy wey dey hang inside mimi's pant since all dis days, make we giv oluyemini to love na

one bucket of fans icecream for u dats a great idea teejay will solve her problem

she is bla bla b;a hungry