WHICH 9JA TRIBE IS THE FUNNIEST.

1. HAUSA man who removes his shoes 2 enter a taxi.

2. IGBO man who goes 2 d bank with a spanner 2 open an account.

3. YORUBA man who goes 2 bed wt a ruler just 2 know how long he has slept.

4. A TIV man who watches news on TV...and waves at d news reader.

5. An EFIK nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she 4got 2 give him sleeping pills.

6. An IGALA man who turns down d volume of his TV becos he wants 2 read a text message.

7. An EDO man who sprays himself wt Raid insecticide 2 keep mosquitoes away.

8. An IKWERE man who polishes his shoes 2 take passport sized photo.

9. An ISOKO man who climbs a mango tree 2 check if d mangoes r ripe enuff...then comes down & starts trying to pluck the mangoes with stones.

10. A BAJJU man seriously campaigning 4 late Yakowa 2015 gubernatorial election

11. A FULANI man who chooses 2 drink Fanta becos he thinks Sprite is unripe.

12. A GWARI man who sees something like 'shit'...touche­­­­s & tastes it...and says, ''Hmmm...na shit o....thank God l no match am''

13. A NUPE man who puts his radio inside d refrigerator becos he wants 2 listen 2 cool fm

Why isn't the Akwa ibomites(ibibio)among?they are the funniest esp. their tongue,they are the yampion