A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Mr Biggs and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great, but how did you know I was at Mr Biggs?


How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!


Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.


A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

chei fUnNy

that was hillarious.

wahahahahahahahha,lol lol lol

mkab:

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Mr Biggs and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great, but how did you know I was at Mr Biggs?

I love this one,

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
Says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"