There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.

An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.

The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"

The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."

The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"

nightie nightie nightie, come give daddy a hug.

thats tight gir

where is the dad?

look well, and u will see

nightie u try.

abi

tufe, have u seen my 1 and only today?

nah, i guess he must either be tied up to work, or starcomms don dey Bleep am up again.

but i cud sub him for the main time

@ tufe, Yes oooooo, 

*******and some few mins later a used condon lands on  segunpc  head,******** 

used by ohilebo and his dwarf

@ tytylayor , yes!!!!!!!!! na me and you, 

@ohi

be careful there oo. hope say no be my wife you dey talk to anyhow

@ tufe , watin concerne u inside? nor be she find me come?

see husband & wife issue na e dey reign for NL now. . .na wa o

no mind them na small pikin dey worry them

nitghtie, i dont remember u complaining when i was wiring your arse

Na electrical arse? i beg make una buy generator wen u dey Nija ooo, so that u can perform at all time oooo

i no dey do am, ituen na my witness

so u dare deny.

I will tell the whole world all the styles we did o. no provoke my spirit o

@ tufe , i beg talk 

make i wait for her to talk first

tufe u be typical OTELE! ngwongwo like u

Whoooa

@tufe
common dude spill all the beans now

sharrap

serves u right

@tj tj
boy u've probrably taken an overdose of PanaSharp.

wtf is tht?

some local weed that makes u keep shouting sharrp