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In The Line Of Duty by nirron1(m): 12:04am On May 16, 2006
A beautfiul woman walks into a doctor's office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out of the window. smiley cool
He told her to take off her nicker and he starts rubbing her thighs. He asked "Do you know what I am doing?" She replied "Yes, checking for abnormalities. cool
He told her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He asked "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replied "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer.
Finally, he told her to takes off her pant, laid her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He asked again "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replied "Yes, getting herpies,gonoreha and HIV.
That's why I am here,to confirm if it is true because i have been told at the general hospital.  shocked  grin cry cry

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Re: In The Line Of Duty by sade511(f): 12:09am On May 16, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked

Awwww damn. . . he gon get it when he get home.
Re: In The Line Of Duty by diddy4(m): 12:20am On May 16, 2006
recycled. damn but still funny. he got it good and nice.




Re: In The Line Of Duty by Ddii(f): 2:29pm On May 16, 2006
diddy, pls stop dancing.
the doctor is in bad, bad trouble.
let's get serious and find him a solution !
Re: In The Line Of Duty by glodave(f): 2:47pm On May 16, 2006
ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah
doc is cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: In The Line Of Duty by micklplus(m): 2:57pm On May 16, 2006
Which solution? is HE my problem? atleast, him dey cut yansh when him dey do am
LOl .
Re: In The Line Of Duty by edatika(m): 3:58pm On May 16, 2006
we no kno wether d man wear raincoat. grin

otherwise sad cry cry cry
Re: In The Line Of Duty by am4beauty(m): 5:40pm On May 16, 2006
she said he was gettin 'em. so no rain coat be dat o!
Re: In The Line Of Duty by diddy4(m): 7:47pm On May 16, 2006
Ddii:

diddy, please stop dancing.
the doctor is in bad, bad trouble.
let's get serious and find him a solution !


aiight baby, lets get serious. so what do u want us to do? let me guess, u dont have the answer do you? ok so try my own way then, shake that ass baby lets get jiggy with it. dance girl dance. doctor own don finish be that. grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: In The Line Of Duty by dm(m): 9:11pm On May 16, 2006
Doc's Really dead.
Groovey baby
Re: In The Line Of Duty by pirella(f): 9:31pm On May 16, 2006
Dis joke is sooo old dat its nt funny anymor,why dnt u re-write it.
Re: In The Line Of Duty by Ddii(f): 8:34am On May 17, 2006
@ diddy; u really have a terrific sense of humor.
most pple here do, anaway .
i am having so much fun
Re: In The Line Of Duty by diddy4(m): 8:37am On May 17, 2006
@ ddii

ok i will take that as a compliment. thanks hun.


u stole my name and re-wrote it to ddii. wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: In The Line Of Duty by Ddii(f): 8:52am On May 17, 2006
no. i did not
i have always been Ddii.
Re: In The Line Of Duty by diddy4(m): 8:53am On May 17, 2006
it was just a joke hun, i know u didnt. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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