DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend "your
mama!!!" and turn around and see his
or her mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father's
bald head and u try to kill it with your
bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or
else...:
When Patience Ebele is ur English
Teacher before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When you update "salary things" on
facebook and your landlord
comments "on point"""""
U go travel go villa by force.
When you're in a bus and you throw
away #500 note instead of gala
wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat! cry
When ur dad works at NEPA and they
take light and you shout God punish
NEPA.......and he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school
fees.
When u dey on top okada and the
okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be
dat
When you finish eating in an eatery
and u find out ur wallet fell out in a
taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass...
O'boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note
instead of #50.
Generosity go change mind
kip it rolling..........................................................................

Wen barca cath man u dis season dat is wahala

When u kiss ur gf only to discover her mother was watching

Wahala na when u are going out from hotel, ur hand round ur girlfriend neck and ur wife was coming into d hotel to pick something.

Wahala na when ur wife crash ur gf 2weeks old car that u bought for ur gf and ur gf call u to meet her at so so police station that 1 woman hit her car and getting there BEHOLD na ur wife was d woman. O'boy see Gobe o.

Op u be big mumu.