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Johnny by mufuteeeee(m): 7:37am On Apr 25, 2008
Johnny's parents just divorced and they took the matter to the court.

While they were at it the judge called johnny aside and wanted his own

opinion o the matter at hand
Judge:Would you like to stay with your mom?
Johnny:NO,she beats me all the time
Judge:What of your dad?
Johnny:NO,he beats me all the time too
Judge:Then, who do you want?
Johnny:Watford Football Club of England
Judge:Why would you like to stay with Watford Football Club of England
Johnny: They never beat anybody
Re: Johnny by Nobody: 7:41am On Apr 25, 2008
loool thumbs up cheesy
Re: Johnny by ituen(m): 7:43am On Apr 25, 2008
well done poster

he shld have used derby county grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Johnny by clemcykul(f): 9:06am On Apr 25, 2008
lmao
Re: Johnny by chistiana(f): 4:09pm On May 02, 2008
@ poster

good joke
Re: Johnny by kay9(m): 9:22pm On May 02, 2008
grin grin grin . And what was the judge's reply?
Re: Johnny by ifyalways(f): 9:29pm On May 02, 2008
lmao
smart Johnny.
Re: Johnny by Shaz(f): 9:33pm On May 02, 2008
Yikes! Cool. . but it'll pass for just 4/10 for me
Re: Johnny by clemcykul(f): 12:33pm On May 03, 2008
once a jonny alwayz a jonny grin
Re: Johnny by valralph(m): 10:48pm On May 04, 2008
God save Johnny say the judge nobi Watford Fc fan, na the judge for flog am
Re: Johnny by segunpc(m): 8:35am On May 05, 2008
crazy joke .

even thou am not good u made me smile atleast.

God bless u poster.
Re: Johnny by tytylayor: 8:41am On May 05, 2008
oooooooo johnny cheesy cheesy
Re: Johnny by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On May 05, 2008
oooooooooo johnny cheesy cheesy cheesy

meaning wat? shocked shocked shocked dont tell me johhny is doing it beta dan tufe shocked shocked
Re: Johnny by tytylayor: 12:38pm On May 05, 2008
y'll i say dat tufe is doin it better dan migi grin
Re: Johnny by clemcykul(f): 12:53pm On May 05, 2008
aww dats lovely tell miggie to do it well grin

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