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Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by bingbagbo(m): 9:58am On May 22, 2013
it was sunday school, and pastor Akpors was teaching his sunday school pupils about obedience and told them the story of Abraham and the sacrifice of isaac. Pastor Akpors asked the children " if u were isaac that your father wanted to kill, what would u do?" most of the children answered they would run away, then it got to Kwaata,

he replied with a frowned face " My father would run away, i swear!!" grin
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by DONFAITH: 9:39pm On May 22, 2013
4 wat naw
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by Preciousgirl(f): 4:31pm On May 23, 2013
grin
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by bingbagbo(m): 7:53pm On Jun 05, 2013
Preciousgirl: grin


grin
Preciousgirl: grin
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by juns4sure(m): 8:34pm On Jun 05, 2013
bin..why will the father run away ooo...
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by bingbagbo(m): 8:38pm On Jun 05, 2013
juns4sure: bin..why will the father run away ooo...



ask kwaata na....
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by bunmioguns(m): 3:19am On Jun 06, 2013
embarassed grin
Re: Kwaata, Abraham, Isaac, The Pastor And The Sacrifice by bingbagbo(m): 7:52am On Jun 08, 2013
bunmioguns: embarassed grin


embarassed
bunmioguns: embarassed grin

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