One day while walking through the countryside a poor Russian peasant discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one wish.

Ivan thought for a minute before declaring, "I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The Genie exclaimed that Ivan's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink into the wee hours of the morning.

The next night he comes through the door and again hollers, "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan comes in the door and exclaims, "Wife, bring me one cup!!!"

His wife is upset and asks, "Ivan, all week you say bring two cups and we drink vodka, so why tonight do you only ask for one cup?"

Ivan smiles and replies, "Because tonight wife, you drink from bottle

Don't ask me where the bottle is !!!

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So she's going to drink from Ivan's cock iight

that is my joke i postef that long time ago

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bla bla bla,lol

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Remix.

u posted it a long time ago so whatt

u just want to spoil the fun afterall u dont pay patent right to the rightful owner do you

heyy dear poster dat was a real nice joke keep it up will ya

Y re u dign up dis 4gotten issues?

NA who dey claim joke for this forum?