i think u jst have 2 b humorous, try making her laff, she falls on u,, loses control and funny enof, dont adsk for her numba and wen u r done, u'll be surprised she would be asking "DONT U CARE ABOUT MA NUMBA"
It works,

"Babe, better love me now I'm poor - Not when I'm rich, you'll start claiming relationship!"

Kemijsuper, make money ma man,

kemjisuper
wetin you dey do here?
abi you wan design how the wooing line go be?

@poster
e be like say u dey find scopes we u wan use toast one girl abi??
wetin dey pain me now be say, e fit be secondary school girl(not girl) na im u wan toast
Anyways, make i help u,

if na ibo girl, tell am,
Mummy, baybay, nneoma, u don killi me well well as u just dey stand laka this,
chai,baybay anything, anything baybay.before u go tell am say u dey find shop for ladipo or alaba,

if na yoruba,
that one no go too hard,   just buy am small Yougurt 30naira,no be the 60naira one ooo

if na hausa girl, Ahh that one go hard small but nothing dey happen, e must work, :-
just go learn hausa small, tell yarinya,ina sonki kachu'ubanchi mana.
she go first smile before u yan am finish, them she go come provoke, just tell am say u dey try learn hausa, say make she teach u abeg, I swear,u don get babe be that,
CARRY GO!!

saucekid:

kemjisuper
wetin you dey do here?
abi you wan design how the wooing line go be?

If only that were possible, I'd be a serious billionaire by now. Feel me?

i feel you pass 'igbo'

Wooing lines?

I haven't got any, just take things as they come.

good for you

@
Scopium


lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best line is
'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

wooing Line?

JUST BE YOURSELF.

Trust me! With naija girls, YOU NEED WOOING LINES!

Else they'll assume you're branding them as "cheap"

simple method


flash the cash. . . you got the shag

Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief!

In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process )

In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes"

Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT!

Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means

that'll be after you recieve blinding slaps in succession

guy: wasup beautiful lady?

girl: the sky

guy: i think ur father is a terrorist, possibly osama bin laden himself,

girl: why in the world would u make such a nasty comment?

guy: because u are the BOMB!

girl: very funny. ki lo ns'e bobo e? na ur papa be baba iyabo because u b gorrila, shio.

you have surmised the whole situation

Kemjisuper:

Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief!

In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process )

In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes"

Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT!

Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means

mine is,
baby, no long thing.
Sure U like koboko.

saucekid:

that'll be after you recieve blinding slaps in succession

You again? You don take the word comot for my mouth.

@post
Babe, is something wrong with your eyes, it seems to be losing coordination. Raise it up a little higher

saucekid:

simple method


flash the cash. . . you got the shag

Chai! I don know tey tey say this one na real bad boy, but you make sense my guy.

[size=13pt]Baby, you are the sugar in my tea. The butter in my bread. The only cockroach in my closet. The sun and moon rise and set in your eyes. . .at the same time.

Those will get you any girl you want, LOL!![/size]

StephenP:

[size=13pt]The butter in my bread. The only cockroach in my closet.
![/size]

What? If a guy said that, I'll be like "you're the reason why I got loads of pesticide in my closet. Now be gone"

another chyking line is

babe,you're the computer i've been waiting for to upload my software

you are the software that makes me hardware

exactly

na wah o,
Chei, if guys put d same time dey use in wooing girls into business, men I guarantee MEGA MONEY.

Wow this great girl i think my dreams are manifesting i dreamt meeting u here, we had a chat and you agreed being my Monalisa.
or
for Igbo chics ooo,
Baby see dat hand writing on d wall it says "Mu na gi bu otu"

Cadet:

What? If a guy said that, I'll be like "you're the reason why I got loads of pesticide in my closet. Now be gone"

rontflmfao. . . . . . . . . . damn that was really funny

menix:

Wow this great girl i think my dreams are manifesting i dreamt meeting u here, we had a chat and you agreed being my Monalisa.
or
for Igbo chics ooo,
Baby see that hand writing on d wall it says "Mu na gi bu otu"

me and you are friends. . . . . . how's that a chat up line?

i'll go wit the ibo lingua anyday,
bebe i likem ur style, abum importer and exporter, esom na ndi ne gbu ozu na high sea, can u finish the profit of a crank shaft?

dat will sure get u her undivided attention, trust me!