Hi guys. Anynews on NIS?

enifoghalemax:
Mc toyee. U need to understand we all can't be d same. I hate it when people r too too serious. Why take life so hard on ourselves. We all waiting. Waiting here as if its d end of the world. We chose to make ourselves happy by so doing. Pls, I'll advice, whoever aint satisfied with what a post os or not show keep mute and face that u r here for. A lot of us pay money to comedians, jux to make ourselves happy. N we get sm talented people showing emselves here n making us happy and u r angry abt it? Abeg abeg. I dey take shit well well buh ds kyn one I no like. How u go dey para sey sm people dey joke n ask for PQ? U fall my hand no be small. We all na matured people n me personally, I take am personal n infact, I don sleep ontop P button. Go ahead n watch out for info post. Jux like that nairalander said, ignore those that aint ur style and leave em to make emselves happy. Work no dey, shey make we come dey kwaii unto tht one? Abegy. Face ur own ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. @naijaobi. Where u kwary urself go now? MCtoyee don knack talk for yua head, u run go kwary book abi? U wey be sey na book dey read u no be u dey read book.

It's okay, I've explained everything to him, Okay let's take it easy with him, he's our friend too. Concerning chinaobi sorry na naijaobi or enuguobi, he don run go toilet no gree come out again
Naijaobi, where are youuuuuuuu, stop hiding your self, I say come out. lolzzzzzzZ

Una no go kill me here oooooo if sumbdy is dejected dat his or her hope is dashed seems confused tell such person to come on nairaland and be reading all this such person wuld definitely laff away sorrow ......˚°ºНɑ=Dнa=))нɑ=Dнɑ:Dº°˚
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Tek%kyboy:
Am using dis medium to say sorry to those ppl dat av send me an email concerning Nis pq/ans and ar yet to be replied,due to my tight schedule i promise to forward it to ur emails 2maro at 8pm. SEE U@THE TOP

............pls I need d nis past questions....samsonakinwale1@gmail.com

..pls I need d nis past questions,anyone who has it should forward it to this email,thanks....samsonakinwale1@gmail.com

ahahahahhahaha... I dey here ooo....
I tire for that MCtooye guy o.. As i read how una take reply am, i happy.. Odawise i for tell am wetin be say if im read am finish, im no go wan write the NIS exam again ..

samson212: ..pls I need d nis past questions,anyone who has it should forward it to this email,thanks....samsonakinwale1@gmail.com

my broda, i no dey suprised at all.. Thats how people wey dey ansa samson dey behave..

naijaobi:
my broda, i no dey suprised at all.. Thats how people wey dey ansa samson dey behave..

naijaobi,.enugo, ijay and others, abeg I need your advise. I have a girlfriend, though she can't write or read but I'm still in love with her but the greatest challenges I'm facing with her be say she deaf and dumb (network failure) meanwhile there's no means of communication. What do I do?

Lobatan na u woo her now and na only u go cawi d burden wen u woo her how she take ansa ......how she tek say yes sef.....d same way u go dey use with her now till eternity ˚°ºНɑ=Dнa=))нɑ=Dнɑ:Dº°˚
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poundsmaker:
;Dnaijaobi,.enugo, ijay and others, abeg I need your advise. I have a girlfriend, though she can't write or read but I'm still in love with her but the greatest challenges I'm facing with her be say she deaf and dumb (network failure) meanwhile there's no means of communication. What do I do?

poundsmaker:
;Dnaijaobi,.enugo, ijay and others, abeg I need your advise. I have a girlfriend, though she can't write or read but I'm still in love with her but the greatest challenges I'm facing with her be say she deaf and dumb (network failure) meanwhile there's no means of communication. What do I do?

See u, u know as u de take do them now that ur former one no be thesame package fire down as it be say na the type u de like help them out at least they need a guy and u are there , thks so much i get one cousin i go send her to u for FOC . Success as we await the NIS exam .

No more test on NIS, relax ur nerves

;DThank you Thank you Thank you. no yeye my girl friend for me, monkey he fine but he mama like am

poundsmaker:
;Dnaijaobi,.enugo, ijay and others, abeg I need your advise. I have a girlfriend, though she can't write or read but I'm still in love with her but the greatest challenges I'm facing with her be say she deaf and dumb (network failure) meanwhile there's no means of communication. What do I do?

lol..nwanne u need to do one thing.. Its either u learn d sign language or u cast out the dumbness in her..
If u can learn d language, fine.. But if u need to cast out d dumbness, there are two things involved..
Its either u cast it out urself or u find help..if u cn cas it out urself, fine..if u nid help there r two things involved..

So abeg select d one u want

As long as i have decided not to exchange word with any one here, but not when some nairalander are not just getting my point.quote me right or wrong''There is nothing like financial poverty,but poverty of idea''do you know that ''success minded men look for ideas because ideas attract money.I just can't help myself laughing here someone said he paid comedian,don't you think that is an idea developed by someone. Do you know the exact number of applicants applying for this job can you guess how much we be generated from unemployed graduate all in the name of recruitment.just recently similar thing happen in my state (OSUN) about 14000 applicants applied for teaching jobs were asked to pay 1000 each multiply by the figure.test was conducted and shortlisted candidate were invited for interview hurray,guess what happened next......9ja and their way.I need an idea that will change my life.NIGERIA can't help forget their foul cry of 'magomago free exercise'Nigeria factor will definitely play its part.sorry i have attended several interview and recruitment before and i do know what happens eventually.so look 4 idea ur lyf isn't a comedy

Mc Toyee: As long as i have decided not to exchange word with any one here, but not when some nairalander are not just getting my point.quote me right or wrong''There is nothing like financial poverty,but poverty of idea''do you know that ''success minded men look for ideas because ideas attract money.I just can't help myself laughing here someone said he paid comedian,don't you think that is an idea developed by someone. Do you know the exact number of applicants applying for this job can you guess how much we be generated from unemployed graduate all in the name of recruitment.just recently similar thing happen in my state (OSUN) about 14000 applicants applied for teaching jobs were asked to pay 1000 each multiply by the figure.test was conducted and shortlisted candidate were invited for interview hurray,guess what happened next......9ja and their way.I need an idea that will change my life.NIGERIA can't help forget their foul cry of 'magomago free exercise'Nigeria factor will definitely play its part.sorry i have attended several interview and recruitment before and i do know what happens eventually.so look 4 idea ur lyf isn't a comedy

OGA ADE u want to kill ursef of hypertension ...do things dat will make ur sorrow fly away keep trhinkin on an issue wont solve it do things dat will explore ur brain dat u u will be able to create sumtin ......bros u can get an idea from their jokes wise up guy

ijayjoy: in my own opinion i wil say dat there are some kind of similarities btw NIS and NPF, eeem! ma reasonz 4 Joining dis prestigious para mill group is 2 prevent nd detect crime, apprehend offenders and protect life nd property of d nija citizens. so wat do u tink oga pounds, hop am right..!

Hope you get odeshi well well to prevent and detect crimes? And hope you wouldn't tender you resignation letter if you encounter gobe in service like posting you to boko haram battle arena.

Hi roomies, this is celebration period. who is going to host the house for this Christmas and new year, despite we be hunters no mean say make we no enjoy life.
GREAT HUNTERS! GREAT
GREAT HUNTERS!! GREAT
GREAT HUNTERS!!! GREATTTTTTTTTTT.

I tire for u ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. U fo don turn jonathan PA nao when u dey serious like ds nao. If u like ogbeni, make u dey go sleep for TB joshua church cos u wan get NIS job. Na u be GOD? If na 1milllion people apply, if GOD sey u go be amongst d 1st to 10th m go take, nothing go stop am. Why u wan come kee yuasef b4 GOD do am for u? Ur body dey hot for the job ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Funny enough, e no hot reach my own, buh e no mean make I come kee myself. GOD don do m for us all nairalander. We go all come celebrate am here. Shebi na sme people registration still dey hang so! Wetin make those one do? U dey open mouf talk like sey na only u don (•͡.̮ •͡), 12k na him I tke buy form for ogun state. For civil service. Buh e no mean sey make I come dey kwaii up n down like person wey scorpion bike for pennis. Abeg! Face ur own ºooº°˚˚°ºooº°˚˚°ºoo‎​​. Shey na seriousness ur own idea dey. Am sure, to sey basket mouf n d rest serious like u, walaitalaisumobilai, em no go reach where em dey today. So I partially sey, make u mashanu.....enugoooooo!?

Mc Toyee: As long as i have decided not to exchange word with any one here, but not when some nairalander are not just getting my point.quote me right or wrong''There is nothing like financial poverty,but poverty of idea''do you know that ''success minded men look for ideas because ideas attract money.I just can't help myself laughing here someone said he paid comedian,don't you think that is an idea developed by someone. Do you know the exact number of applicants applying for this job can you guess how much we be generated from unemployed graduate all in the name of recruitment.just recently similar thing happen in my state (OSUN) about 14000 applicants applied for teaching jobs were asked to pay 1000 each multiply by the figure.test was conducted and shortlisted candidate were invited for interview hurray,guess what happened next......9ja and their way.I need an idea that will change my life.NIGERIA can't help forget their foul cry of 'magomago free exercise'Nigeria factor will definitely play its part.sorry i have attended several interview and recruitment before and i do know what happens eventually.so look 4 idea ur lyf isn't a comedy

ma God dey, he won't allow dem tak me 2 boko states 4 battle ke. hmm, e neva reach lyk dat oh nna m buh him go giv me strength 2 catch dem criminalz nd get promoted 4 a job well done

@oga poundz if u really luv her dis much den u hv got 2 learn sign language 4 comm sake

May God put these unpleasent behaviours of HOS to rest 'cos so many career success depend on it. Wish to see green light for the exam very soon.
HOS need to realise that applicants can't stand this issue of 'unfixed date'. If they truly represent the interest of the Citizens,they should just give MOI go aheadd to conduct the exam instead of asking how much they made via registration.
Let's keep the hope alive.......one lucky day!

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poundsmaker: ;DHope you get odeshi well well to prevent and detect crimes? And hope you wouldn't tender you resignation letter if you encounter gobe in service like posting you to boko haram battle arena.

THE most diligent officer is the one that leave house in the morning and return back peacefully to his or her family in the evening. Always use your DISCRETION

Pls I need d NIS past questions......samsonakinwale1@gmail.com

Sorry bro but are u dat frustrated u ve lost ur sense of humor

samson212: Sorry bro but are u dat frustrated u ve lost ur sense of humor

What r u talking abt?

Please i also d immigration poast question here is my email. Pebitimi.mark@yahoo.com. Am new here so pls kindly help.

Please i need d past question 2. Pebitimi.mark@yahoo.com

Success5313 pls can u send d immigration past question for me 2? Here is my email- pebitimi.mark@yahoo.com tanx and God bless.

Mr. Cock is provoking. NIS pls stop delay dis recruitment.

samson212: ............pls I need d nis past questions....samsonakinwale1@gmail.com

Pls I need the NIS past questions too, here is my email.........segseddon@gmail.com
Thanks in advance

pls rummis I also need the past questions and answer to my e-mail : alimat216@gmail.com