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Some Nigerians Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention by Godsun2013(m): 11:45pm On May 24, 2013
*Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
*Every Cat na Demon
*Every Fine boy na Player.
*Every light skin girl na Olosho
*Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga
*Every Sunday = Rice
*All Northerners are Muslims
*All Calabar ladies are good in bed
*Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor
ones are Aboki.
*All Benue people practice wife-
sharing
*On a date the guy should always pay
the bills
*A guy must ask a lady out
*The older child must marry first
*When you travel abroad you become
auto rich
*Every noodles na indomie
*Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
*If u drive a car; u have money
*If u call a girl: u are interested in her
*Igbo girls like money
*Yoruba girls are dirty
*Mix maltina and peak milk =blood
tonic
*Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
*All rich young guy is a yahoo boy
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