Melvin don score own goal..

Melvin"s own goal hahahahahahaha

Guys abeg who's wearing Jersey no. 8 on the red team? I no dey watch, just twitter and NL tins

Best players Nando, Melvin, Sulu too good player
worst players Dillish, Feza, Anabel

Anabel na big liability

Dillish and beverly just entered Guiness world record..
Dem no touch ball nor make contact with anybody wey touch ball for complete first half..

I think they should remove Ana from that post

Beverly - headless chicken running up and down the pitch

Melvin - a man-o-war in playing footbal. See him laps and abs

Elikem - a construction worker working out on the pitch. Shouting "praaa, pokello where are you". Dude forget pokello and survive first. Mtcheeeewww

Annabreast - waste of space. It's like playing with -1 candidate. I swear if given the chance, she will scheme her to win.

Sulu - an elephant struggling to exert his presence on the pitch. Has an arz that homos(no offence to any homo) will die to tap.

Feza - a mistake and a time bomb waiting to explode. Waering shades and playing a footie. Are you edgar davids

Dillish - watching her wieght and her shape right on the pitch. Smh. Nando don touch "evriwia" tire sotey she no get strenght again

Nando - star of the team

Owlneal - great goalie. Manning his posts well

Angelo - a rastafarian trying to secure a footballing contract

Bimp - a defensive stalwart. He protects his goalie


Dillish, park one side jor, must you mention edo state all the time?. No make me touch you like nando (runs away before sholay grabs him )

Elikem.. I already gat ghana,africa vote for me,elikem the tailor..
Annabel.. Love you africa,one love..
Dillish.. Love you namibia.. Edo state see you soon..
Sulu.. Africa pls vote for me.. My birthday is on monday and i cant go.. Love you..
Kslib... Sulu,you are mad man...you dont even know your birthday.. You said tomorrow but later corrected yourself..

Nando team has only one bad player Bev, but the other team has Anabel, Dillish, Feza, how can they win with these bad players?

Kslib: Elikem.. I already gat ghana,africa vote for me,elikem the tailor..
Annabel.. Love you africa,one love..
Dillish.. Love you namibia.. Edo state see you soon..
Sulu.. Africa pls vote for me.. My birthday is on monday and i cant go.. Love you..
Kslib... Sulu,you are mad man...you dont even know your birthday.. You said tomorrow but later corrected yourself..

Hahahahahah.. LMAO

Ochongonoko - kslib, you should be competing against I go die on night of a thousand laugh

Josydaky: I think they should remove Ana from that post

Seriously it seems she can't carry herself. And the load on her chest is not helping matters

Una never answer me o. Abeg na

safarigirl: Guys abeg who's wearing Jersey no. 8 on the red team? I no dey watch, just twitter and NL tins

sajbabs:

see Ur mouth... U don lost 2 matches for pre-season n U still dey fit type Man U thingz.... Yeye guy, make Una just sell dat man wey dey wear no 10 for Una

safarigirl: Una never answer me o. Abeg na

Anglo is wearing 8 for white and eilkem waering 8 for the red team

Safari.. Number 8 is elikem..
4... 3 is the scores now..

Sulupinzo scores, making white team 4-2 red team

Sulu is on fire.. Best player on the pitch..

ochongonoko: Beverly - headless chicken running up and down the pitch

Melvin - a man-o-war in playing footbal. See him laps and abs

Elikem - a construction worker working out on the pitch. Shouting "praaa, pokello where are you". Dude forget pokello and survive first. Mtcheeeewww

Annabreast - waste of space. It's like playing with -1 candidate. I swear if given the chance, she will scheme her to win.

Sulu - an elephant struggling to exert his presence on the pitch. Has an arz that homos(no offence to any homo) will die to tap.

Feza - a mistake and a time bomb waiting to explode. Waering shades and playing a footie. Are you edgar davids

Dillish - watching her wieght and her shape right on the pitch. Smh. Nando don touch "evriwia" tire sotey she no get strenght again

Nando - star of the team

Owlneal - great goalie. Manning his posts well

Angelo - a rastafarian trying to secure a footballing contract

Bimp - a defensive stalwart. He protects his goalie


Dillish, park one side jor, must you mention edo state all the time?. No make me touch you like nando (runs away before sholay grabs him )

U ve kee me o!!! Ma coursemate tinks I'm crasy laughin all by my sef! Kai!! Remain small dis lecturer 4 seize ma phn!!!

Damn, cleo got a nice arzz.. Godammit!!

Kslib: Safari.. Number 8 is elikem..
4... 3 is the scores now..

Who score other 2 goals for the reds?

Sulu is the best player..

feminine A:

Who score other 2 goals for the reds?

Sulu and elikem..

Okay, thanks guys

5.. 3.. Nando scores..
Stupidd pass from melvin..mssheeew
See as melvin body stiff like cocoyam..

hiteelong:
U ve kee me o!!! Ma coursemate tinks I'm crasy laughin all by my sef! Kai!! Remain small dis lecturer 4 seize ma phn!!!

LOL... Concentrate on your lectures o.. No mind my temporary madness. At least ASUU strike didn't affect you.

Sulu is good men.. And melvin is the best defender so far



Dillish, headless chicken, bev, annabreast and faza should be given strikes for being too lazy!!.. Mtcheeeww

safarigirl:
I no sleep early sha..I slept around 3am..but I wasn't watching..I got bored by Oneza's scheming.
But I spent the night discussing with 1 chick that knows Melvin's family and communicates with Maria..na she be intermediary.
The girl they even gist me about 1 girl wey dey send Maria death threats.
The chick said Melvin disvirgined her and now Maria and Dillish wanna snatch him from her.
That if they enter lagos she'll make sure she kills and buries them.
She also said she'll kill Maria's entire family if she doesn't stay away 4rm Melvin after the show.
She even went as far as sending the same message to Maria's friend and Melvin's sis
The guy never commot and all this commotion don they happen.
If he come win e go be trouble ooo.

Abeg make u no vex but wetin be Maria number?

This people na bricklayers.. See rough tackles wey dem dey throw.. Elikem,angelo,Melvin
Even gatusso will be like "oh my God"...

Kslib:
Sulu and elikem..

Aiit thanks!

Whoever chose dillish, feza and annabreast to rep his team should be slapped and sent home from the pitch


Worst decision ever

Kslib: 5.. 3.. Nando scores..
Stupidd pass from melvin..mssheeew
See as melvin body stiff like cocoyam..

Am not watching but Nando seems very good

Dillish is a disgrace to football.

Melvin is the best defender.... He fit defend Nigeria against nuclear missiles..