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| How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 11:09am On Apr 28, 2008 |
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down, You'll love this , "You got Male!" |
| Re: How Was I Born by tufe(m): 11:17am On Apr 28, 2008 |
ayusman, u be loud mouth oooo. u just go tell person say him pix dey online. ur mouth dey scratch u abi  |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 11:23am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Shaaaraaaaaaaaaap! I wan do everything possible to burn ur cable. U know say u be my competitor? Thank God she don jilt u now!  Now i can av her endlessly to myself! Mofo! |
| Re: How Was I Born by tufe(m): 11:30am On Apr 28, 2008 |
ehen !!! now your intention has been made known.  . see this mofo Ooo. u wan burn cable wey don dey connected permanantly.  . you go old. try yourself now  |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 11:36am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Lola dey my side right now they laff at u, Mr. Indomie (2mins man!) |
| Re: How Was I Born by tufe(m): 11:39am On Apr 28, 2008 |
you have finally opened up amd told the whole world how u perform in bed **nods head in pity** |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 11:49am On Apr 28, 2008 |
Ask Lola to judge nods head approvingly at my prowess |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 3:37pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Are all these dirty smelly stories suppossed to be a joke or what  jokes indeed ! |
| Re: How Was I Born by joey007(m): 3:43pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
i wonder ooooooooooo |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 3:59pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
As e be say jokes don dey finish and dry up. Make una try post some now to wet the place up. Una sabi criticise but no sabi post jokes. |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:02pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Dude you want to post Jokes,do so . you want to discuss YIM jokes,do so in YIM. thanks. lol,now am sounding like erhhhh,whatever abeg |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 4:05pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Sorry as this joke didnt make u laff. Guess u r in need of one. Keep searching and u might be lucky. |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:07pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
sorry,my reply to your Joke didnt make you smile,keep joking you might get serious soon.guess you need a smile and a lift badly.beni oui oui |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 4:09pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Na waoh! Some are just simply harsh and sarcastic. Anyway, thanks for the advice!  |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:13pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Most are simply sweeet and humorous.anyways,thanks for the sermon !  |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 4:16pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:18pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
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| Re: How Was I Born by joey007(m): 4:20pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
hapuyah like this  |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 4:21pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
I go beat u oo if mimic me again |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:24pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
i wud kiss you if you make mockery of yaself again  |
| Re: How Was I Born by joey007(m): 4:30pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
u sure say u fit kiss am, i mean reallity |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 4:36pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Only if u promise not to bite off my sugar coated lipsssssssssss. |
| Re: How Was I Born by ifyalways(f): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
buh bye .katch d kisses in your dreams |
| Re: How Was I Born by joey007(m): 5:03pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
anh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| Re: How Was I Born by Nobody: 5:06pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Hehehehehehehe! |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 5:07pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
why u dey laff? dem chook u somethng? |
| Re: How Was I Born by Tattooboy: 5:08pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
abio ayusman, why she dey laff? may be she wanna kiss lol |
| Re: How Was I Born by tufe(m): 5:10pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
Ayus, u are dead meat |
| Re: How Was I Born by delib: 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
wetin ur guy do now |
| Re: How Was I Born by ayusman16(m): 5:13pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
ok. last post for now. i wan go house cos my chauffer don park outside dey wait for me in my lexus jeep hummer |
| Re: How Was I Born by tufe(m): 5:24pm On Apr 28, 2008 |
go enter ur wheel barrow o jare |
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