GEJ GEJ GEJ, I go still vote u in 2015 election.you have won already...

PDP for life

I now have shoes but still have no brain, but I'm here, if I can do it you too can

I don't give a damn about GEJ 2015 Slogan.Abeg make una enjoy this one jare......



A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."
~Courtney

Take no prisoners,obey or ask Amaechi 2015

Vote JONATHAN/SAMBO! Vote for Transformation!

"if e no be GEJ, e no fit be fresh air; buckle up your shoes"

'Committees are on top of d situations... Just vote'

fRESH AMNESTY!!!

Thorpe Parke: one two buckle my shoe

lol........3,4 knock at di door

yuzedo: Pliss voat four me so dat I can buy man shun in Banana Island & be Chiff yuzedo Sweetus + alika dangotti nebor & foloww dem and be doing Banana Island Big Boy. Tenk.

If only he can did dat he win 10millon voat and be Igwe of Nigerian. Gej bro contact me I have grate plan for u to win.

screws loose

I now have a shoe but no shelter,we did it b4 lets do it again. with this am sure his retarded fans will vote him

I don port oh..kirkatakirkatakirkata from clues less to dumbness. Vote di fisherman!

I now have a shoe but no shelter,we did it b4 lets do it again. with this am sure his retardees fans will vote him

Continuity makes d dufference

Just Vote ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥...dats all

Nashville: The ret@rd you know is better than the genius you don't know.
Vote GEJ for continued backwardness!

EWU

onyewec3: GEJ GEJ GEJ, I go still vote u in 2015 election.you have won already...

PDP for life

Ewu

Vote for fuel price increment, or else Nigeria will collapse

Fresh Water 2015

''The Fresh Air you thought you had now gets FRESHER''...Vote GEJ,the air freshNER!

I only pray our votes will count because d way ds unpresidential, opportunist is treating Amaechi makes me believe dt d Ijaw man is desperately over intoxicated by power & can do ANYTHING to remain there. As of slogan, let him hire Obama & Blair as Campaign Directors, they wont succeed. Simple.

Insurgence ripped me of my shoes and legs, vote for me so that I can buy a wheel chair.

Vote GEJ- the symbol of our unity( abi na disunity?).
Fidifi- fawa to vee follies!!!

FRESH AIR RELOADED

FRESH AIR SEASON 2, FRESH AIR REBIRTH, ME BE "SEA BREEZE"

GOODLUCK NIGERIA!!

I hav gotten one shoe vote for me for second leg.

NIGERIA 2015

Don't Vote for PDP, Vote for GEJ

Fresh Air!

Lets Stay Under the Canopy of God

"I had no shoes. 1st term was for the Pedicure, now i need to buy the shoes"