acidtalk: ^^^
Even their oga patapata too isn't excluded. You sef when you go do marry? Abi until when them hold family meeting ontop your head?

acidtalk: Na when some men don realize and have lost all hope of their 3rd leg being functional dem go begin tell us our God spoke to them and told them to join the priesthood abi shey na santuary ( pardon me if I no spell am well, na night school I go).

Nice one.

acidtalk: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status.


(This thread was never intended to make any gender, male/female fell bad about their single status. It is just for some of us to realize something we are too shy or scared to admit when we actually know the truth deep inside of us)

* When as a bachelor as soon as you enter the market every market woman starts dragging you and calling you customer you no go buy Egusi, Palm Oil, Stock fish today? Some of them even know your first name while a few of their daughters know your house because they are willing to go drop the goods over for you.

* Everyone starts asking the same question, not as a sign to mock you but mere out of pity and concern. The question never changes as it remains "When are you getting married?", "How is madam/Oga?", "When are we following you to her village to ask her hand in marriage?".

* When you stop receiving wedding IV cards from your peers any longer, but rather the baton has been passed to your friend's and colleagues younger siblings and relatives. Most of the time you refuse to go to such events because deep down you know they are younger than you in age so why going to dance your body out when they call the friends of the bride / groom when in the real sense of it, you are their elder.

* When you consider it shameful to step out to go and catch the bouquet at the venue the just wedded bride is about to throw.

* As a single man you no longer feel comfortable bringing in different women to your home because all your neighbors are already 'happily married'. Gone are the days when you felt 'fly' bringing in different women every night.

homesteady: LOL!! I hope Seun is reading this!!

acidtalk: [b][/b]

Are you using style to insinuate that Seun has over used his Single Status?

Samscofield: Makes a great deal of sense in a very polite and hilarious way. OP Thumbs up.

Aklofs:
Crap!!!

Beync: 190 you have a message

acidtalk: ^^^
Even their oga patapata too isn't excluded.

Sanboy25:

I know many persons that are in this situation, I'll pass them the message.
Thanks.

Mynd_44: Lmao....I know a couple of guys here that should be reading this